DURANGO, Colorado - (Sports Satire) - The cheerleader from Colorado's Sacajawea State University has been cleared of all charges.
The Buffalo Hunter cheerleader Melissa Muckberger, had run onto the field during the Sac State - Rhode Island football game and proceeded to tackle an opposing player who was on his way to scoring a touchdown.
Mucky, as she is known by the Sac St. players, easily managed to tackle the runner who was as shocked as shit.
The opposing coach said that it was a miracle that his runner was not hurt, as Muckberger is a very big, strong, athletic female, who could easily body slam most of the players on both teams.
Muckberger was represented by the famed Left Coast attorney Gloria Allred who got Melly off with just a warning not to ever fucking pull that stunt again.
