WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of D.C. is that the soon-to-be-single again, Marjorie Taylor Greene, since announcing that her husband of seven years is divorcing her, has been getting over 90 marriage proposals each and every day.
Three single senators and one married one have said that MTG is one of the hottest, sexiest, and most fine-assed women that they have seen since the days of the sensuously blonde babe Carey Torrice.
Marjorie says that she takes it all in stride, but she does reveal that just in the past two weeks she has switched from wearing regular thong panties to now wearing string bikini panties.■
