(Didn’t Glenn Close say that to Michael Douglas? How’d that move turn out? Happy ending? A crazy blonde lady getting payback … meanwhile, in Italy, there’s a crazy blonde lady who …)
Italy created the Roman Empire. All those emperors – Caligula, Nero – they were frickin’ Italians, over here, eh yo! After Rome fell, it turned into (don’t laugh, this isn’t meant to be an oxymoron) The Holy Roman Empire. Led not by emperors, but by Popes. (And this has yet to end.)
Most popes were Italian. Eh yo! And Popes are always known for their mercy and open-mindedness and acceptance of other peoples. Just like Emperors.
But Italy looked around the world and saw how many right-wing fascist other countries had, so it said, eh yo, we want a fascist too! Just like in the good old days of WW2!
So they got a gal with links to Benito Mussolini. Or was he just used as a comparison? Either way … eh yo! Italy wants the attention of the world – and if it don’t get it! It’ll turn Popes into Emperors!
Of course, when Italy started losing WW2, they strung Benito from the nearest light pole. Don’t fuckin’ mess with Italy! They were whacking their leaders when other countries were still figuring out how to work a plow. Eh yo!
I’m not saying anything, but just saying … Benito … Benita … tomato/tomahto … Italy, are you really pissed off cuz Ursula pissed you off so you voted for another Number 2 fascist dictator (couldn’t even make number 1? Hitler never played second fiddle to Benito … even while Roma burned … )
How many light poles are there in Italy, and how many Brothers of Italy does it take to screw in a Giorgia Meloni?
