There were 402 spoof news stories published in June 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…
Read full storyPrince Charles To Get His Gigantic Ears Reduced By 45%
LONDON - (Satire News) - An insider at Buckingham Palace has just revealed that Prince Charles, who is 73, recently entered The Robin Hood Hospital to see about getting a procedure that will reduce his humongously gigantic ears by 45%. The ear, no…
Read full storyThe Environmental Protection Agency Warns That The Inactive Volcano In Alabama Is Getting Ready To Erupt
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The EPA, (the Enviromental Protection Agency) has just informed the inquiring public that an ancient volcano located just outside of Chitlins Creek, Alabama has been rumbling for about a week now. The volcano, which…
Read full storyLondon Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
Read full storyWhat's On Lauren Boebert’s Menu?
Dear Lauren ... how much? Easy question, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and that Ted Cruz wasn’t involved. Damn, girl, those pants are tight! I once heard that people, men and women, who wear tight pants really like the feel of those tight pants…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth And Piers Morgan Agree To Film a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has just revealed that England's Queen Elizabeth and the Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan, will be appearing in an upcoming commercial for the huge burger franchise. The spokesperson for McDonalds, Irene G. Bittenbe…
Read full storyTaco Bell Enters The Chinese Fast Food Market Under The Name Taco Ding Dong
HEAT WAVE, California - (Satire News) - The largest taco chain franchises in the nation, and in fact in the entire solar system, has just made a stock-raising announcement. Taco Bell spokesperson, Paco Vistalarga-Waywater, 51, told the assembled f…
Read full storyThe Two Bolivian Astronauts Are Ready To Fly To Mars
BOLIVAR, Bolivia - (Satire News) - The Bolivian Space Department of Intergalactic Exploration (BSDIE) has just informed the citizens of Bolivia that their two astronauts are ready to be shot up into the solar system and head toward Mars. The two s…
Read full storyComments on June's News Headlines
Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste. Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir. Well, that is an improvement…
Read full storyThe Deliciously Sexy Actress Elizabeth Hurley Sells A Pair of Her Crotchless Panties For $6,000
VAG VAG ISLAND - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress from the Austin Powers movies, Elizabeth Hurley has stated that a Saudi prince has just purchased a pair of her magenta-colored crotchless size 5 panties for $6,000. The Saudi prince invited L…
Read full storyFrance has gone crazy against freedom
France’s top administrative court ruled Tuesday against allowing body-covering “burkini” swimwear in public pools for religious reasons, arguing that it violates the principle of government neutrality toward religion. France has just violated a ba…
Read full storyU.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons
The Quacky Supreme Court brought down New York state’s system for issuing concealed weapons permits, ruling that the law requiring that applicants demonstrate “proper cause” and “good moral character” violates the Second Amendment. The 14th amendm…
Read full storySpace Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.
NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…
Read full storyIs Sports News?
I’ve asked this question before. My answer is no. Cockfighting. Is that news? Well, if it’s illegal, then sure. We could make drive-by shooting an Olympic sport and people would tune in. That’s called spectacle, like seeing a car crash, doesn’t m…
Read full storyAmy & Jesus 4-Ever in Love
Now that Amy Coney Barrett has voted in favour of ending abortion, she has been called back to her former cult, People of Praise, where she MUST resume her old activities as a hand-maiden. These activities will be alongside her duties as a Supreme…
Read full storyChina discovers an extraterrestrial civilization
London— The Chinese media is reporting that the nation’s specialized five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST) has detected what appears to be signals used by ‘extraterrestrial civilizations‘. FAST is a radio telescope capable of pic…
Read full storyIt's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth was recently interviewed at a cricket match and asked about the horrendously evil dictator, Valdimir Nikita Putin. The queen smiled and said that if she was not an English lady, she'd call him an a…
Read full storyThe Six Catholics on the Supreme Court Have a Secret Confession Booth in A Ladies Bathroom
We have Six anti-abortion Catholics - by Doctrine - on the Supreme Court. They are two thirds of the Supreme Court-even though America is not two thirds Catholic. In other words, the Pope is running America. Unknown to us, they have establish…
Read full storyAlabama Has Capped The State's Only Volcano
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama - (Satire News) - The state of Alabama has gone to a great expense to cap the state's only known volcano. The volcano, which was first discovered by bird hunter Caleb "Shotgun" Shaugnessy and his 13-year-old Boudro, has…
Read full storyArt Secrets-There Is A Tiny Sculpture From Earth On The Moon
A tiny 3.5-inch, aluminum, doll-like sculpture called, 'Fallen Astronaut', was placed on the moon in 1971, (an Apollo Mission), to commemorate all 14 astronauts who had died, to advance us into space. We all thought it was a lot of 'hooey' at the…
Read full story21st Century Schizoid Man
June 14th is Donald Trump’s birthday. He’s a Gemini. Castor and Pollux make up the Twins, and anyone who has them in their brain may find they have at least two personalities at any given times. Sometimes those personalities conflict. They fight.
Read full storyWhy does Cuba have a problem?
London News: By some measures, Cuba is the most socially organized of the world's nations. So why is there poverty in Cuba? There seems to be a great deal of news article saying that Communism is responsible for the poverty. Stephen Einstein,…
Read full storyRon DeSantis and the CIA Might Be Feeling Itchy
Gustavo Petro, the leftist ex-rebel fighter with the M-19 guerrilla movement, won Colombia’s presidential election on Sunday. Ron DeSantis isn’t happy about the election, so everyone should take notice! When a Florida governor cares about the pres…
Read full storyThe New York Jets Are Considering Moving To Havana, Cuba
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The owner of The New York Jets, Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV, says that he has had it with his team's lack of fans attending Jets games. Woody noted that his team last year finished with a lousy 3-14 record, and…
Read full storyIf The Canadian Prime Minister Visits Your Country...Run Away! Run Away!
Facsimile Prime Minister of Canada and present-day Typhoid Mary, Justin Trudeau, is planning to meet with global leaders for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and the G7 and NATO summits, as well. Presently, the coiffured Canadian P.M.
Read full storyPresident Biden Issues A Very Stern Warning To Cuba
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Right now President Biden has a dozen things on his mind starting with the potato shortage in Idaho, the printer ink shortage in South Dakota, the McKetchup packet shortage at all McDonalds, and the 10-legged tarant…
Read full storyThe Earth is A Living Brain!
This just in, breaking science news – researchers at MIT have discovered that the planet Earth is a living brain! One slight difference to people’s brains – the two hemispheres are not located left and right, but top and bottom! Research went o…
Read full storyJapan's Mount Fuji Volcano Is Getting Ready To Erupt, But Instead of Spewing Out Molten Lava - It Is Spewing Out Gold Nuggets
FUJINOMIYA, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just reported that the last time that Mount Fuji erupted was on December 16, 1707, at 4:25 in the morning. The volcano which was named after the very popular Japanese alcoholic bever…
Read full storyNew Donald Trump Commemorative Coin is Fake Gold, But Looks Real.
The fanatically loyal Trump Group that did the Border Wall financial scam, are out of prison now, and have issued a new Donald Trump commemorative coin. It is of Trump, in happier times, with Stormy Daniels on his knee. (Back before she extort…
Read full storyPresident Putin Remarks That He May Resign Because of A Certain Embarrassing Groin Condition
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is sad to announce that the leader of the Russian people may have to step down due to an aliment that they describe as being embarrassing-as-shit. The KV stated that Putin did not want them to put the par…
Read full storyThe 2023 List of Brand New Automobile Names For The Computer Era
BuzzFuzz News is reporting that the automobile industry has just announced that it is releasing its brand new 2023 list of automobile names. And every major auto maker is developing a new vehicle which will be named in honor of the computer era.
Read full storyDarwin Was Odd - Used A Microscope - But No Microscopic Animals In His Book
Microbes are tiny animals too small to see with the eye - but big enough to see with a microscope. Darwin knew about them, but He went in other directions. stuck with birds and big animals. So, we got Evolution, and the Fittest Surviving - (Hitle…
Read full storyThe Solar System Will Soon Be For Sale
Enceladus is the brightest moon of Saturn, and of the entire solar system, and it has most of the ingredients to create and sustain life. What makes it so bright is the ice which covers its surface, with temperatures reaching -198C at noon. This remi…
Read full storyAfghan Taliban to Make Women Cover Up Sexually Alluring Fingers With Gloves
Muslim Men are such lustful animals, an Afghan spokesman said, that we regretfully must ask Afghan women to wear gloves, to cover up their sexually alluring fingers. First, we had to ask women to cover up their hips and breasts as Afghan males co…
Read full storyMonkeypox - The Mask Is Not Enough!
San Fransisco; CA: An unnamed Oregon woman was visiting the San Fransisco area to take in the rich human diversity she's always adored. "I've always obeyed what I term the {Australian gold standard of Covid precautions-} this stupid backward raci…
Read full storyHave A Slash for Freedom!
Boris Johnson has sent out a plea to all men, women and children (and even some canines) of Britain to go to the pub and “have a slash”. To those from other countries, this means to expel urine through your urethra. Piss. The reason why Boris i…
Read full storyCuba Cures Cancer
Little did anyone in the Western World know that CUBA CURED CANCER! Wha? And it wasn’t one of those ‘little cancers’, if there is such a thing, but a pretty fucking major one. Lung cancer! Holy shit, do people know this, or is this an exa…
Read full storyA List of Ten Trivia Facts Regarding Tom Cruise's Latest Hit Movie, "Top Gun: Maverick"
ONE OF TOM CRUISE'S HOBBIES IS COLLECTING TRIVIA FACTS. HERE ARE TEN THAT HE PROVIDED TO THE ALPHA BETA NEWS AGENCY FROM HIS LATEST HIT MOVIE, "TOP GUN - MAVERICK." 1. Tom Cruise was not the producers first choice to star as Maverick. Brad Pitt wa…
Read full storyA 5-Foot-4-Inch Japanese Player Is The Shortest First Baseman In The History of Major League Baseball
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Baseball fans all over America are in amazement at the newly-signed first baseman with the New York Yankees. Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the player, who hails from Osaka, Japan, is without a doubt the sho…
Read full storyLooking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The Golden State Warriors are the new NBA champs and the owners and executives of the club are not wasting any time as they are already looking to the future. One of the team's owners and chief executives Joseph S…
Read full storyThe Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - Thousands of Boston Celtics fans have commented that it is time for the Celtics to toss their drab green and white uniforms in the trash can. They note that green and white are just not colors that instill fear in the ey…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Reveals Her Private Nickname For Her Son Prince Charles
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen recently met with American reporter Kitty Segovia, with The iNews News Agency. Queen Elizabeth told Miss Segovia that she is planning on visiting the US in the winter, to meet with President Biden, t…
Read full storyPrince Charles Denies He Has Monkeypox, Says It's Just Plain Old Fashion Gas
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir…
Read full storyThe Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Talks About Her Panties
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene says that she loves being a political sex symbol. MTG noted that every week she receives at least 4,000 fan letters from every state in the nation as well as from countries such as Scotland…
Read full storyA Sexy Scottish Spy Infiltrates The Kremlin And Says That Putin Groped Her
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - As if Vlady Nikita Putin doesn't have enough problems what with the Ukrainian army and the British army clobbering his communist troops left and right, now comes word about a sexy Scottish spy. BuzzFuzz (Russia) reports th…
Read full storyPutin is Reporting That His Navy Has Captured The Swiss Submarine "The Chocolate Wave"
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…
Read full storyA Flat-Chested Ukrainian Woman Sneaks Two Bombs In Her 44-DDDDDDD Bra To Ukrainian Troops
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just stated that they will be presenting the nation's highest civilian medal to Kristina Pullavinka, 29, who is employed as a dog walker in the town of Izyum. Miss Pullavinka, who is as…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Lakers Have Just Signed The Very First Eskimo To Ever Play In The NBA
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has every Los Angeles Lakers fan jumping ecstatically for joy, the Lakers have just signed the very first Eskimo to ever play in the National Basketball League. Team owner Jeanie Buss, said that she p…
Read full storyThe Latest Rage In California Is Peruvian Marching Dust Smoothies
SAUSALITO, California - (Satire News) - The California Center For The Latest Drugs (CCFTLD), has just made the American citizens aware that the latest drug concoction to come out of secret California drug labs is known as Peruvian Marching Dust Smoo…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Just Stated That She'll Retire On Her 100th Birthday!
LONDON - (Satire News) - In news that has shocked the entire civilized world; and even parts of the uncivilized world, chit chat coming out of Buckingham Palace confirms that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth will in fact step down as queen on her 100th b…
Read full storyThe San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Over 36 teams of construction workers worked round the clock for two months to fix the San Andreas Fault. The excellent, hard-working workers, who were brought in from Mexicali, Mexico, worked 12-hours shifts, and fin…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Found Sitting On The Lincoln Monument Totally Nude At 3:35 Am.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in the entire nation, Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently caught by the D.C. Metro Police, sitting on Lincoln's lap, while reading a copy of Nancy Pelosi's best-selling book titled, "The Trump I…
Read full storyAttorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…
Read full storyTrump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
Read full storyBloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation
China the largest dictatorship on Earth has half a million, or more, Muslims in concentration camp towns, and working in prison factories. The rulers are very concerned that constant U.S. criticism about Human Rights and Taiwan Rights, is harming…
Read full storyThe CIA Confirms That On Top Of Everything Else Putin Now Has The Monkeypox
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox. Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co…
Read full storyCambodia Has Just Surpassed Colombia As The World's Leading Exporter of Cocaine
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today, which is based in California has just stated that Colombia is no longer the world's number one exporter of cocaine. For literally decades Colombia has put a lock on being the top country, as fa…
Read full storyJapan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
Read full storyTrump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted i…
Read full storyDue To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - With the price of gasoline hitting an astounding $8 a gallon in California, and $7 a gallon in Connecticut, many middle class and poor families are selling their automobiles and resorting to horse and buggi…
Read full storyReligion is a fabrication of the mind
Paris, France- The question is not whether science can prove religion, but rather can religious believer's prove what they believe. They wouldn't be able to ask Jesus or Buddha to attend a national conference because they really don't care about t…
Read full storyA Russian Regiment Surrenders To Three Ukrainian Female Soldiers
SOUFFLE CITY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - Souffle City's TV Channel 129, is reporting that three Ukrainian female soldiers have just captured a regiment of crack Russian troops. The 82½ Moscow Infantry Regiment, which numbered 717 soldiers decided t…
Read full storyDon't Make Any More Jurassic Park Movies - Too Dull - Make Jurassic Climate Change Instead
Jurassic Park movies are dead, instead possibly switch to Jurassic Climate Change, where the climate of millions of years ago, the super-hot jungles of the dinosaurs return to Earth. It happens, because we have 8 billion people living-and by just…
Read full storyParents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox
Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…
Read full storyIt’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To
It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…
Read full storyThe Boston Celtics Offer Stephen Curry Twice The Salary That The Golden State Warriors Are Paying Him
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Boston Celtics who got beat by the Golden State Warriors have decided to make the NBA Finals MVP (Stephen Curry) an extremely lucrative offer to leave GS and play for the Celtics. Team owner Wycliffe "Mo…
Read full storyFour of The Very Sexy Oregon State Beaver Cheerleaders Are Actually Not Biological Females
CORVALLIS, Oregon - (Sports Satire) - NCAA officials have been shocked to learn that 4 of the 12 Oregon State Beaver cheerleaders are not biological women. The discovery was made when one of the "Female" cheerleaders was accidentally caught peeing…
Read full storyThe Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
Read full storyJan 6 Committee To Subpoena Trump Albino Raccoon Hairpiece
BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. If it got into the wrong hands, it could b…
Read full storyRussia Has Lost The Very Last Ounce of Credibility That It Had - And It Will Soon Be Just Another Laos
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has just learned that Putin's credibility has totally gone into the world's cesspool. Reports coming out of North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency are stating that even the roly-poly,…
Read full storyTrump's Future Daughter-In-Law, Kimberly Guilfoyle Is Now Regarded As America's Number One Female Leech
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Kimberly Guilfoyle has been described by most news agencies as being nothing more than a leech, who latches on to noted individuals (men) who are in the national limelight and woos them with her womanly ways. And th…
Read full storyPresident Putin Proudly Announces That All Russian McDonadski's Are Now Serving Sodium-Free McBacon Strips
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin says that he is not about to let a hamburger franchise dictate shit to him. Putinski, told a reporter with The Kremlin Voice, that he had decided to reopen every McDonalds that the US-based burger chain clo…
Read full storyHooters Restaurant Is Considering Changing It's Name To A More Explicit Name
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - After conducting extensive research, the Georgia-based Hooters Restaurant chain will most likely change it's name later this year. The franchise was founded 40 years ago by the Blasinowitz sisters, Cora, N…
Read full storySpace Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!
I still can’t figure out what America’s newest military branch, Space Force, does. It sounds like something from Hollywood, and was invented by someone who used to be a TV star. Is there a war in space about to happen? Will Space Force “Guardians…
Read full storyCancer has Vladimir Putin
Doctors in Moscow have revealed that an aggressive colon cancer tumour living in the Kremlin has become infected with Vladimir Putin. It is unclear how the cancer caught the awful dictator, but it is believed that it had been living happily inside…
Read full storyPresident Biden Warns China That If Another One of Their Bombers Flies Over a U.S. State, He'll Turn Hong Kong Into One Gigantic Parking Lot
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says he has had it with China thinking that they can fly over US states like Oregon, Hawaii, Montana, and Alaska. In a statement that made it abundantly clear, POTUS told the Chinese leader Xi Jin…
Read full storyIllustrated Sports Magazine Has Just Named LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac As Their 2022 "Sexiest Female Athlete of The Year"
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the most beautiful, gosh darn sexy lady golfers to come down the fairway in a long, long time, has just added another honor to her long list of honors. The stunningly attractive Paige Spiranac, has just been…
Read full storyOne Of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Has Been Fired For Having A Racist Father, Brothers, An Uncle, And a Second Cousin
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Jerry Jones has just announced that he has had to fire one of his newest members of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders squad. Jones told Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba that the reason why he fired 24-year-old Yvett…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…
Read full storyA 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Not Planning On Getting A Tattoo On Her Ass With Elon Musk's Name
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth On BBC HARDtalk For Jubilee Interview
In added celebration of her Platinum Jubilee, Queen Elizabeth will be a guest of the BBC Hardtalk with moderator Stephen Sackur asking the questions. However, one of the Queen's assistants warned that Mr. Sacker might be a bit abrasive, adding he…
Read full storyA Freak California Monsoon Has Totally Put Out The Huge La Senora Forest Fire In Northern California
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA - (Satire News) - The treasurer of the Left Coast state has just stated that the La Senora forest fire that had been burning for weeks has finally been completely put out. BuzzFuzz reports that a freak monsoon that hit Californ…
Read full storyEngland's Prime Minister Boris Johnson Is Sending The 19th Liverpool Heavy Artillery To Ukraine
LONDON - (Satire News) - NATO has praised Great Britain's leader Boris Johnson for his unwavering aid to the peace-loving people of Ukraine and for sending tons of crumpets to Ukrainian soldiers. PM Johnson has just announced that he will be sendi…
Read full storyThe Supreme Court Rules 7 to 2, That Trump Will Not Be Allowed To Run For President
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a ruling that many Republicans saw coming, the highest court in the land has just issued a ruling which strictly prohibits Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever running for the office of president again. Ch…
Read full storyEngland's PM Boris Johnson Has Directed The 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Division To Fight The Russians In Ukraine
LONDON - (Satire News) - In May, PM Johnson sent the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment to assist Ukraine in their fight against the barborous, evil, invading horde from Russia. And now the prime minister has stated that he will be sending the…
Read full storyThe Mojave Desert's Death Valley Is Boiling As Temps Hit 141 Degrees!
DEATH VALLEY, California - (Satire News) - Even the famed Santa Ana Winds could not help to cool down Death Valley. The valley that was made famous by the old television show, "Death Valley Days," has just broken it's 132 degree heat record, which…
Read full storyMexico Names The Bullfighting Rodriguez Brothers As The 2022 Sportsmen of The Year
MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's national news agency, Las Maracas, has just named their 2022 sportsman of the year. This year the highly respected news agency has announced that for the first time, the balloting ended in a tie. The 400…
Read full storyJesus Christ was a Gay man
London News: Based on scriptures Jesus Christ was always happy. When he bloody whipped money changers at his father's temple he was happy. If he were depressed without motivation, it would be difficult slashing someone's face apart with a horse whip.
Read full storyWisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage
MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…
Read full storyBiden Repeatedly Refers to "Space Ghost Guns"
President Joe Biden gave yet another lecture about firearms and called for removing all “Space Ghost Guns” as it seems he confused the cartoon character “Space Ghost” with the term “ghost guns.” “I knew Space Ghost” he advised to a rousing crow…
Read full storyDenmark Now Prohibits Oral Sex On All Of Their Amusement Theme Parks
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The government of Denmark has given in to the wishes of the amusement theme park-going crowd. The Danish Secretary of Amusement Parks, Saraliva Ringkobing, has just issued a new policy change for everyone of D…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Named The Top MILF By The University of Alabama Male Student Body
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley was recently named "The MILF We Would Like To Be In A Las Vegas Luxury Suite With," by the male student body of the University of Alabama. The poll was taken by the highly reputable info gath…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's DNA Found On Two Of Donald Trump's Wisdom Teeth
ANDOVER, Maryland - (Satire News) - In a report that is sure to shock Mrs. Donald Trump, iRumors is reporting that an Andover dentist has stated that he actually found some of Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene's DNA on Donald Jonathan Trump's wisdom teeth…
Read full storyElon Musk Says That Bezos-Musk, Inc. Will Open Up A Huge Factory In Tijuana, Mexico
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest retail outlet has just announced plans to open up the world's largest factory warehouse in the world. The outlet will be located in the Lake Enchilada neighborhood of Tijuana. Musk stated that…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth, Prince Harry, and Princess Meghan Are Now Back To Being Fine With Each Other
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Read full storyThe Japanese Produced Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera Has Completely Sold Out!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the "Big Apple" is that the latest, state-of-the-art revolutionary camera The Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera, which is manufactured in Japan, has completely sold out. The president of the S…
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