Only 1% Can Spot All Three Monkeys In This Picture
An incredible new optical illusion is captivating billions of people around the world. Sharp-eyed Facebook users are being challenged to spot three monkeys craftily concealed in the seemingly simple picture, which appears at first glance to simply be…
Read full storyColorado Was The First State To Legalize Marijuana For Recreational Use - Now California Is The First State To Legalize Cocaine For Recreational Use
CALEXICO, California - (Sports Satire) - California has always been known as the innovational state, as far as drugs are concerned. The Left Coast state has come up with hundreds of different drugs that eventually make it to mainstream America.
Read full storyDonald Trump Illegally Tweets About The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6
Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has been prohibited from tweeting, texting, sexting, and even talking on his cell phone. But that has NOT stopped the racist, predatorial, low-life, hate-filled, cruel dumpster fire douche bag. TWEET #1: I have been w…
Read full storyJapan's Mount Fuji Volcano Is Getting Ready To Erupt, But Instead of Spewing Out Molten Lava - It Is Spewing Out Gold Nuggets
FUJINOMIYA, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just reported that the last time that Mount Fuji erupted was on December 16, 1707, at 4:25 in the morning. The volcano which was named after the very popular Japanese alcoholic bever…
Read full storyIn An Effort To Lure Passengers - JetBlue Will Begin Serving T-Bone Steaks To Flyers In Coach
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of passengers has become even more competitive than ever before. US airlines are trying to outdo each other as far as flying perks go. Delta has said that they want their flyers to be extremely comfortable an…
Read full storyTrump’s Orange Mystery Solved!
As alluded to in an earlier story, Donald Trump’s face seems to be permanently orange, but few knew the real reason as to why. Now, Imelda Castro-Guevara, Donald’s personal aesthetician, has revealed the big secret! Yes, The Donald (how can any…
Read full storyKetchup is Art, not Anger
It has been reported by anonymous Trump insiders that Donald Trump said that when gets angry – usually by being accused by a Democrat about something he or may not have done, but probably didn’t, or if he did there was a good reason which was skewed…
Read full storyThe First Time The Supreme Court Was Crazy - Jan, 2010
At present we see The Court being consistently, crazy - destroying Legal Precedent, and making up Law as it goes along - for political reasons. The first real sign of Supreme Court Craziness was in Jan. of 2010, in the 'Citizens United Case' - w…
Read full storyNashville Police Clock Taylor Swift Doing 105 MPH In a 50
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The popular blonde singer, Taylor Swift, was recently caught doing 105 mph in a 50 mph speed zone. The 32-year-old songstress, told NPD officer Clem Clyde Cookmeister, (Badge #9803871) that she did not realiz…
Read full storyThe Water Temperature Of Lake Michigan Hits 124 Degrees - Fish Are Jumping Out Of The Lake!
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - To those who STILL insist that there is no such thing as Global Warming (that's you Donald J. Trumptard), look no further than Lake Michigan. The Windy City's Channel 99 weather meteorologist Craig "Heat Wave" Shinsy, has…
Read full storyIndia Tells The World How They Were Able To Rid The Country of Monkeypox
NEW DElHI, India - (Satire News) - India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, recently sat down with a reporter for India's Sacred Cow News Agency. PM Modi, who says that he looks like an Indian version of Brad Pitt, stated that it just got to the poin…
Read full storyThe Supreme Court Rules On Roe V. Wade - And Now Millions of American Women Are Scheduling Clinic Appointments In Canada
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Now that the six black-robed judges, who pretty much do whatever the hell they want, have made their decision, lots and lots of American women are up in arms. Word from Boom Boom News is that the "H…
Read full storyA Fast Moving Fire Totally Burns Down Louisiana's Famed Bayou La La La Forest
CRAWFISH BELLY, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Well, it's summertime and that means extremely hot conditions which translate into forest fires. Usually most of the fires are found out on the Left Coast, in California, Oregon, Washington, and Nevada.
Read full storyOne Of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Has Been Fired For Having A Racist Father, Brothers, An Uncle, And a Second Cousin
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Jerry Jones has just announced that he has had to fire one of his newest members of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders squad. Jones told Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba that the reason why he fired 24-year-old Yvett…
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