San Fransisco; CA: An unnamed Oregon woman was visiting the San Fransisco area to take in the rich human diversity she's always adored.
"I've always obeyed what I term the {Australian gold standard of Covid precautions-} this stupid backward racist country is so anti-science it's unbelievable! I still triple mask- even at home just to be clear. I did want to visit San-Fran one last time before the white fascist take it over." *(ed. note: this interview was conducted on 6-5-2022 before the D.A. recall)
"While I hope the recall is unsuccessful I can't risk the chance my favorite city won't be destroyed in a few days."
During her own walking tour she was stabbed once in the arm, had feces thrown on her new BLM shirt and was "sorta' kinda" raped three times, but still loved her visit. One thing she didn't think of was monkeypox. Here is how she contracted the disease;
"I was a bit out of sorts stumbling around the tenderloin district- I think I may have stepped on a few needles or something, my thinking was clouded. I had my face shield in an upward position when an unhoused penis bearing individual was enjoying themselves in a carnal way. Then a forceful ejaculate hit me on my unshielded face, covering my three masks and one strong spurt hit me in my eye.
A few days later I had a splitting headache with fever, chills, my eye was a crusted oozing mass and I had painful pus filled nodules all over my body. What I took away from this experience is that face masks and face shields work! Believe the science! Since loosing my eyeball to the disease I've never had a clearer view of the importance in social justice, anti racism, and the ultimate truth that only fighting against social retrenchment will save this planet from climate change! Mother earth has had enough of white privilege!"
