If The Canadian Prime Minister Visits Your Country...Run Away! Run Away!

Funny story written by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 19 June 2022

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Run guys!!! He does terrible things to dogs!

Facsimile Prime Minister of Canada and present-day Typhoid Mary, Justin Trudeau, is planning to meet with global leaders for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and the G7 and NATO summits, as well.

Presently, the coiffured Canadian P.M. is in isolation from COVID-19.

Trudy will barge into the Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting in Kigali, Rwanda, from June 23 to 25 first, then make himself sound important at the G7 summit in Schloss Elmau, Germany, and finish off his playtime by contaminating more world leaders from June 26 to 28 when he and his mandate boys shake hands, hug, and kiss everyone at the NATO Summit in Madrid, Spain, from June 28 to 30.

Did I mention that the clueless Prime Minister is in isolation from COVID-19??

World leaders are risking their health by coming within a thousand miles of the drama-teacher-turned drama-teacher-impersonating-a-politician, if the restrictions regarding COVID-19 infections are correct. Unless they decide to put the little guy at the children's table at the end of the grown-up's table, Little Justine might just manage to infect dozens of world leaders in the next two weeks.

Just 10 months ago, Trudeau called an early election a year and a half ahead of schedule, while his country was enduring COVID-19 restrictions and lockdowns. Because who wouldn't want to bring people together during a world-wide pandemic?

Or maybe that's his plan for world domination? Say 'hello', shake hands, cough his brains out, and take over parts of Africa and Europe in one sloppy infected move?

By, the way, did I mention that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (real name Patient Zero) is in isolation from COVID-19???

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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