DALLAS - (Satire News) - Jerry Jones has just announced that he has had to fire one of his newest members of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders squad.
Jones told Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba that the reason why he fired 24-year-old Yvette Fingerfelt, is because he was sent several photos of her standing next to her father, two of her brothers, an uncle, and a second cousin at a KKK rally in Chicken Dumplings, Alabama.
The photo was taken two weeks ago by an undercover FBI agent, who was dressed in a white hood and white robe.
And although Miss Fingerfelt was not wearing a hood and a robe, she was wearing a white T-shirt with the words "The KKK Is KKKoool."
When reached by La Bamba to make a comment, Yvette turned blushed and replied that yes, it is her body in the photo, but it is NOT her head.
SIDENOTE: Jerry Jones said the consulted one of the nation's top photo experts who assured him that he is 100% sure that the head and body both belong to Miss Yvette Fingerfelt.