Putin Was Amateur Compared To Queen Victoria - Blood Gold & Diamonds
Putin is ripping off two provinces of Ukraine, and the Crimea - and is this a big Too Do according to Britain and America. (America had ripped of the Hawaiian Islands and Puerto Rico, but that was OK). Putin-not OK. Outrage. Queen Victoria was…
Read full storyThe Women For Trump Organization Disbands Because They All Agree He Has Become The Worst, Most Hateful, Evil, Douche Bag In The History of The Civilized World
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the 18,606-member Women For Trump has just disbanded. NBNA writer, Velveeta Maracas, spoke with the group's president Emma Priscilla Fecingboo, 42, who…
Read full storyU.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons
The Quacky Supreme Court brought down New York state’s system for issuing concealed weapons permits, ruling that the law requiring that applicants demonstrate “proper cause” and “good moral character” violates the Second Amendment. The 14th amendm…
Read full storyHordes of Baboons Are Overrunning The Once Peaceful Country of Cambodia
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Cambodia's national news agency, Jungle Times News, reports that literally thousands of baboons are causing havoc in every city, town, and village in Cambodia. The angry throng of wild, fierce beasts has gott…
Read full storyA 63-Year-Old Grandmother From La Brea Is Crowned The New California State Skateboarding Champion
PLACENTIA, California - (Sports Satire) - The skateboarding world has been turned on its head, as the new California State Skateboarding Championship winner is a retired 63-year-old Denny's waitress from La Brea. Mildred Millabox, told Buckaroo Ka…
Read full storyAfghan Taliban to Make Women Cover Up Sexually Alluring Fingers With Gloves
Muslim Men are such lustful animals, an Afghan spokesman said, that we regretfully must ask Afghan women to wear gloves, to cover up their sexually alluring fingers. First, we had to ask women to cover up their hips and breasts as Afghan males co…
Read full storyPresident Biden Takes Away The Hunting Licenses of Donald Jr., and Eric Trump For Stalking Petting Zoo Animals
TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - The two older Trump brothers, Sniffy and Goofy (Donald Jr. and Eric) were recently caught at the famed Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana with semi-automatic telescopic assault rifles. The chipshits off th…
Read full storyGermany Got Oil/Gas from Bloody Dictatorship Russia - What Could Go Wrong?
Germany, Italy, etc. get almost all their oil and Natural Gas from Russia. Russia - which in the last 10 years, brutally killed thousand in Chechnya, Bombed Syrian Villages, killing Thousands (to help Assad) - and bloodily Invaded the Democratic c…
Read full storyBeware the Coming Swarm of POLIO RATS!
Coming soon to a plague city near you ... POLIO RATS! One bite and they’ll give you a new strain of polio only recently spawned in secret Black-Ops laboratories in undisclosed locations. You think you’ve been immune to polio all these years? Guess…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Talks About Her Panties
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene says that she loves being a political sex symbol. MTG noted that every week she receives at least 4,000 fan letters from every state in the nation as well as from countries such as Scotland…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Revealed That Trump Called Her Up And Wanted To Borrow $100,000 (£81,000)
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, called up her BFF, Piers Morgan and told him that she received a call from the most evil, hateful, arrogant man in the world. "Donald Trump?" Morgan asked. "Yes Morgy" The queen replied, "Donald…
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