Funny story: Elon Musk Says That Bezos-Musk, Inc. Will Open Up A Huge Factory In Tijuana, Mexico

Elon Musk Says That Bezos-Musk, Inc. Will Open Up A Huge Factory In Tijuana, Mexico

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest retail outlet has just announced plans to open up the world's largest factory warehouse in the world. The outlet will be located in the Lake Enchilada neighborhood of Tijuana. Musk stated that…

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Funny story: Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

I still can’t figure out what America’s newest military branch, Space Force, does. It sounds like something from Hollywood, and was invented by someone who used to be a TV star. Is there a war in space about to happen? Will Space Force “Guardians…

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Funny story: A Jack-In-The-Box In Australia Denies That They Were Serving Hamburgers Made From Kangaroo Pockets

A Jack-In-The-Box In Australia Denies That They Were Serving Hamburgers Made From Kangaroo Pockets

MT. KOALA, Australia - (Satire News) - The Australian Bureau of Ethics has just levied a fine on a Jack-in-the-Box located in the tiny minnow fishing village of Mt. Koala. Investigators investigated and found that the fast foot eatery has been sel…

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Funny story: A Canadian Yukon Express Snowstorm May Dump As Much As 21 Inches of Snow In Laredo, Texas

A Canadian Yukon Express Snowstorm May Dump As Much As 21 Inches of Snow In Laredo, Texas

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US. A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far…

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Funny story: Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…

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Funny story: What’s the Deal with Kellyanne?

What’s the Deal with Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway has a book! She can read and someone wrote for her! It’s called, “Here’s the Deal: A Memoir”. So even when she’s retired from serving and defending the American Hitler, she’s trying to gain press for her book by referencing Donald’s…

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Funny story: The US Government Hits The NRA With A $29.3 Million Fine

The US Government Hits The NRA With A $29.3 Million Fine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The NRA is as furious as a rooster with a limp pecker after learning that they are being hit with a $29.3 million lawsuit. The lawsuit, which was filed in Baltimore's 13 District Court, alleges that the NRA has b…

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Funny story: Elon’s Yummy Mommy Fix

Elon’s Yummy Mommy Fix

Elon ... buddy, talk to me, babe ... Enquiring minds want to know ... did you ever bang Ghislaine Maxwell? I’ll be the first to say: she’s kinda hot. You know, if you have a mother fixation – all MILF all the time, maybe even some hot GILF act…

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Funny story: Illustrated Sports Magazine Has Just Named LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac As Their 2022 "Sexiest Female Athlete of The Year"

Illustrated Sports Magazine Has Just Named LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac As Their 2022 "Sexiest Female Athlete of The Year"

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the most beautiful, gosh darn sexy lady golfers to come down the fairway in a long, long time, has just added another honor to her long list of honors. The stunningly attractive Paige Spiranac, has just been…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back

Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…

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Funny story: When Trump Was In Office He Tried To Get A Hurricane Named In Honor Of His Favorite Child Ivanka

When Trump Was In Office He Tried To Get A Hurricane Named In Honor Of His Favorite Child Ivanka

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency has just uncovered that while the Trumptard was spending lots of time playing golf instead of running the country, he did find time to instruct the US Hurricane Federation to name a…

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Ryan McPherson Threatened With Lawsuits

TheSpoof.com Writer Ryan McPherson Threatened With Lawsuits

Austin, Texas - Well-known TheSpoof.com writer Ryan McPherson has been threatened with defamation lawsuits by at least two government officials. McPherson’s attorney, L. Hester Christopher, made the announcement today. “My client, Mr. McPherson,…

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Funny story: China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China has stated that absolutely, unequivocally, you-bet-yer-ass they WILL not INVADE Taiwan. (Sorry, I capitalized the wrong words there.) Just because Putin amassed his forces along the Russian border with Ukraine BEFORE he then invaded ... does…

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Funny story: Trump Is Convinced That 13,951 Civil War Confederate Veterans In Florida Voted For Him

Trump Is Convinced That 13,951 Civil War Confederate Veterans In Florida Voted For Him

PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump was recently in Panama City getting an estimate on some botox work to his forehead, his belly, and his fat-as-shit ass. While there he spoke with one of his old Trump University professors. The professo…

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Funny story: Navy SEALS Have Stopped Barking

Navy SEALS Have Stopped Barking

Did the Navy Seals really touchdown in Pakistan, land a Black Hawk chopper in Osama Bin Laden’s backyard, and take the world’s most wanted man down, killing him without a single SEAL getting shot? Did Osama have a gun? Bodyguards? Other people who di…

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Funny story: Easy to Learn Things That Putin Doesn’t Understand

Easy to Learn Things That Putin Doesn’t Understand

Freedom. Democracy. Rights for all people, not just some. Peace. Love. And the strange fact that, if Putin wants to expand to borders of Russia, getting them back to where they were when Soviet Russia took over and consumed half of Eas…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Denies That He Fathered An Alabama Campaign Workers Baby

Donald Trump Denies That He Fathered An Alabama Campaign Workers Baby

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-in-Chief, was in the Land of Cotton visiting a very pretty and very sexy Trump campaign worker. The Trumptard told the news media that he had gone to Alabama to see about possibly buying a sma…

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Funny story: Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Being the richest man in the world, Elon Musk wants to buy the moon next. Any country that dares to land any piece of hardware onto its surface will need a permit first, then they’ll be charged for every footprint they leave on Elon’s moon’s surf…

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Funny story: M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

Elon Musk doesn’t like when he tells his employees to “get back to work” and a few of them respond “What an asshole!” instead of “Yes, sir, thank you, sir, you are god, sir.” In merry old Europe, the poor once lived on land owned by the rich. The…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed in a video deposition that was shown at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, that his former piece-of-shit, lying, screwing boss took mil…

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Funny story: President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

Criminal evidence about President Pussy Grabber's action on January 6th is gushing out like water from a fire hose. The January 6th Committee did its work. Even his first daughter managed to drip out some wet evidence. But unfortunately, daddy was th…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Rules 7 to 2, That Trump Will Not Be Allowed To Run For President

The Supreme Court Rules 7 to 2, That Trump Will Not Be Allowed To Run For President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a ruling that many Republicans saw coming, the highest court in the land has just issued a ruling which strictly prohibits Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever running for the office of president again. Ch…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Says That His Crotch Disorder Known As Groinititus Was Cured By A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Prince Charles Says That His Crotch Disorder Known As Groinititus Was Cured By A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles informed The Ta Ta For Now News Agency that he was desperate to get rid of the crotch infection which is commonly called Groinititus. He said that he tried several lotions, salves, and ointments and all that…

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Funny story: Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that the Trumptard's popularity is now lower than a rattlesnake's belly. A poll taken of 837,414 Republicans who voted for Trump in 2020, now clearly shows that they have finally come to…

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