WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in the entire nation, Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently caught by the D.C. Metro Police, sitting on Lincoln's lap, while reading a copy of Nancy Pelosi's best-selling book titled, "The Trump I Know Is Flakey, Nutty, and Fruity - Like A Box of Granola."
When officers approached her, they noticed that MTG also had an 8X10 glossy of the Trumptard, who was dressed in Melania's sheer transparent pink baby doll gown.
Trump reportedly told Maria Bartiromo that the photo was photoshopped because Melania owns a sheer transparent pink teddie, and a sheer transparent pink peignor, but she doesn't own a sheer transparent pink baby doll.
SIDENOTE: Info guru Andy Cohen spoke with LeBron James who told him that just last week he and Melania went to Victoria's Secret in Beverly Hills and he bought her a sheer transparent pink baby doll.
