CORVALLIS, Oregon - (Sports Satire) - NCAA officials have been shocked to learn that 4 of the 12 Oregon State Beaver cheerleaders are not biological women.
The discovery was made when one of the "Female" cheerleaders was accidentally caught peeing outside near the stadium entrance while standing up.
A security guard, who is originally from Little Rock, Arkansas said that he clearly saw what he described as a very pronounced pecker, as they refer to guy dicks in Arkansas.
When he brought it to the attention of the school's Dean of Genderitical Contingencies, Maynard M. Mickatini, he was told to just worry about keeping the college secure and not concern himself with what the Oregon State girl cheerleaders have between their legs.
SIDENOTE: The coach for the Oregon State Beavers badminton team, "Bucky" Leathercutt, commented that he doesn't give a possum's ass what the school's cheerleaders have or don't have in their groin regions just as long as they can cheer their hot, sexy-looking asses off.
