SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway.
The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in the league.
The girl's name is Ingrid Cervinger, and she can also shoot 3-point shots with the ease of Golden State Warriors super star Stephen Curry.
Miss Cervinger talked to Coach Pop over the phone and she told him that her daddy had her shooting baskets in her crib when she was only 7-months-old.
Ingrid attended Erik The Red High School, where in her three-year high school career the Vikings were undefeated with a record of 81-0.
Cervinger was named to the All-City team, as well as she received the most votes in the All-Norway team voting.
Coach Pop says he will give her a look and if she is as good as everyone says she is he will sign her to a Spurs contract.
Ingrid says that she and her boyfriend, Fiord, broke up because he got tired of having her always kick his ass on the basketball court.
