HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Denmark-based sex toy company Sexy Sex Toys Up The Wazoo, reports that their brand new Marjorie Taylor Inflatable Doll has just become the most popular sex toy doll in the US; even more popular than The Taylor Swift Inflatable Doll.
When told of the news report Marjorie Taylor Greene reportedly blushed, flipped her hair, and said that she receives an average of 8,000 texts, Instagrams, tweets, and even erotic cell phone calls each week.
MTG revealed that she recently went into The Mrs. Walter Reed Hospital to have her hooha (pussy) tightened. She said that the crotch procedure was done in the privacy of the doctor's office and it only took nine minutes.
She giggled as she said that her doctor wants to see her in 12 hours to make sure that her beaver (muffin) is indeed tighter than a snare drum, as he promised her.
Meanwhile in Trump News. The Trumptard allegedly told his favorite Fox News host, Greg 'The Talking Rodent" Gutfeld that he is currently secretly seeing a sensuous ex-member of the New York City Rockettes, named Marsha "G-Spot" Fliggindorf (38-24-36).
