Queen Elizabeth Has Just Stated That She'll Retire On Her 100th Birthday!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 June 2022

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"Me mum is counting the days 'till her 100th birthday." -PRINCE CHARLES

LONDON - (Satire News) - In news that has shocked the entire civilized world; and even parts of the uncivilized world, chit chat coming out of Buckingham Palace confirms that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth will in fact step down as queen on her 100th birthday.

Prince Charles' mum is actually the oldest reigning female monarch in the history of the royal world.

The 96-year-old queen recently told CNN's Anderson Cooper that she has decided to retire from the queenhood on April 21, 2026, which will be on her 100th birthday.

The United Kingdom keeper of royal records, Niles F. Tottenshire, 93, stated that QE has already served longer than Norway's Queen Roopalina II, Peru's Queen Taralinda IV, and Japan's Queen Yoshimota III.

When British commentator Piers Morgan asked her majesty what she wanted for her 100th birthday, she took a sip of her Lithuanian Tea, smiled and replied, "Peace and quiet, Piers, all I want is friggin' peace and quiet, thank you."

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