Funny story: The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing

The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - Thousands of Boston Celtics fans have commented that it is time for the Celtics to toss their drab green and white uniforms in the trash can. They note that green and white are just not colors that instill fear in the ey…

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Funny story: Trump to Move the White House to Florida in 2024

Trump to Move the White House to Florida in 2024

Donald Trump has recently stated that if he gets voted as president again in 2024, he’ll move the entire White House down to Florida and set it up next to Mar-A-Lago. And he promises to never give it back for the next president! Instead, he v…

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Funny story: The NRA Has Just Kicked Donald Trump Out of Their Gun Organization

The NRA Has Just Kicked Donald Trump Out of Their Gun Organization

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The NRA held an emergency session meeting and they have ruled to immediately cancel Donald Trump's membership. The national gun guild decided to end the Trumptard's involvement in their organization after learning t…

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Funny story: Barter Town In World Z

Barter Town In World Z

World Z News: World Z, located in the Andromeda Galaxy has just announced the creation of its first Barter establishment named 'Barter Town.' Explaining the interworking of the new trade system, located in the nation of Mangar, the Director of Com…

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Funny story: Japan Says That They Have Totally Eradicated The Monkeypox

Japan Says That They Have Totally Eradicated The Monkeypox

TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency is thrilled to inform the world that Japan is the first country in the entire world to totally get rid of the disgusting Monkeypox virus, which the Chinese leader Xi Jinping refers to as The Tru…

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Funny story: The Tumbleweeds of Irony

The Tumbleweeds of Irony

America, the Great Narcissist, is gazing lovingly at itself in a mirror of the past. Now, it will be free to think it’s back in the Old West. So let’s go there ... Now that womenfolk can’t nohow noway get theirselves an abortion, they’re also gonn…

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Funny story: Biden To Give Chipmakers $52 Billion to Come Back to America - (Don't Be A Stranger)

Biden To Give Chipmakers $52 Billion to Come Back to America - (Don't Be A Stranger)

Corporations are a money-making machine; they have no heart. But the Supreme Court Ruled they have the Rights of a Human Being. So, they fund Politics, and run the Country. If they had a heart, they would stay in the US and provide good jobs t…

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Funny story: Washington State Is Worried That The Asian Apple Beetles Could Totally Wipe Out The State's Apple Crop

Washington State Is Worried That The Asian Apple Beetles Could Totally Wipe Out The State's Apple Crop

WALLA WALLA, Washington - (Satire News) - The Washington State Deptartment of Fruit, has just issued a statement that the dreadfully horrendous Asian Apple Beetles, who have invaded the state are causing never before seen havoc. One apple grower f…

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Funny story: Half a Million Years Ago - Men Evolved to Like a Big Variety of Sex - Women Didn't

Half a Million Years Ago - Men Evolved to Like a Big Variety of Sex - Women Didn't

Why are some guys turned on by leather, or rubber, or when horny - any port (hole) in a storm?! It goes back to our pre-pre-pre, etc. ancestors - when they were still pre-human. They lived by the seashore in Ethiopia, and in ten million years…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells One of His Few Remaining Friends That When He Is Sent To Prison - He'll Escape Within 12 Hours

Donald Trump Tells One of His Few Remaining Friends That When He Is Sent To Prison - He'll Escape Within 12 Hours

PENSACOLA - (Satire News) - A close friend of Trump's (one of only two or three that are left) says that "Cheddar Face" told him that the damn walls of justice are closing in on him. The friend who said to use the fake name "Boo Boo," revealed tha…

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Funny story: Elon Musk To Become British - Get Lordship Of South Africa For 50 years

Elon Musk To Become British - Get Lordship Of South Africa For 50 years

Elon Musk is tired of being American - too much political craziness and turmoil, and no end in sight. America is going down the Tubes with a bunch of crazed Republicans and Evangelicals trying to take over the country. So, Elon yearned to retu…

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Funny story: Archaeologists Excavating Nazareth Find Roman Style Villa Of Jesus

Archaeologists Excavating Nazareth Find Roman Style Villa Of Jesus

Archaeologists are excavating Nazareth, and on the outskirts of the little village, stumbled on a small luxurious Roman style Villa. The Logo on the doors inside the tumble-down house, J/N, lead them to believe this might have belonged to Jesus. A…

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Funny story: Whitechapel Named European District of Rupture

Whitechapel Named European District of Rupture

The people of Whitechapel were in jubilant mood last night after beating off stiff competition from over five hundred major towns across Europe to win the prestigious, European District of Rupture Award, the first East London area ever to do so. E…

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Funny story: The Fox News Network Has Just Issued A Directive That No Hosts or Guests Are To Ever Mention The Dreaded Trump Name Again

The Fox News Network Has Just Issued A Directive That No Hosts or Guests Are To Ever Mention The Dreaded Trump Name Again

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A Fox News Network spokesman has just informed the news media that network owner Rupert "The Relic" Murdoch has just stated that effective immediately, all of his Fox News employees are prohibited from ever mentioning…

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Funny story: A Very Sexy Ex-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Has Been Elected Sheriff of Galveston County

A Very Sexy Ex-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Has Been Elected Sheriff of Galveston County

GALVESTON, Texas - (Satire News) - A hot, sexy, sensuous woman, who was a member of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, has just been elected sheriff of Galveston County. Libby Upperweather, who stands 5-foot-6-inches, weighs 119-pounds, and proudly p…

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Funny story: The NRA Denies That They Sold Guns To One Of Central America's Top Drug Cartels

The NRA Denies That They Sold Guns To One Of Central America's Top Drug Cartels

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo has just broken the story that an undercover agent has infiltrated the NRA and has come across some very interesting video. The informant, who we shall call, "The Mouthpiece," was…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Tells Trump To Never, Ever Fucking Call Him Again!

Elon Musk Tells Trump To Never, Ever Fucking Call Him Again!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Elon Musk told The Scuttlebutt Review that after watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Attack of Jan. 6, he has told Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, in no uncertain terms to never, ever fucking…

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Funny story: The Liverpool Soccer Team Cancels Their Two Exhibition Games That Were Scheduled To Be Played In Russia

The Liverpool Soccer Team Cancels Their Two Exhibition Games That Were Scheduled To Be Played In Russia

LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just informed the people of England that the two soccer games that were scheduled to be played in Russia have both been cancelled. A team spokesperson said that it did not take…

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