NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Kimberly Guilfoyle has been described by most news agencies as being nothing more than a leech, who latches on to noted individuals (men) who are in the national limelight and woos them with her womanly ways.
And the fella who Kimmy has her claws in right now is the son of The Trumptard, Donald "The Little Trumptard" Trump Jr.
According to BuzzFuzz, Guilfoyle told an ex-boyfriend, who plays for the Cleveland Browns, that she is just literally inches away from becoming the newest Trump.
The Kimster, as Melania Trump calls her, uses her body parts; legs, hands, tits, ass, muffin, and her humongous mouth, to entice men like a black widow spider enticing a pill bug.
SIDENOTE: Meanwhile her former father-in-law, the Trumptard, noted that Kimmy is one fantastic French kisser.
