Muslim Men are such lustful animals, an Afghan spokesman said, that we regretfully must ask Afghan women to wear gloves, to cover up their sexually alluring fingers.
First, we had to ask women to cover up their hips and breasts as Afghan males could not control themselves.
That didn't work, so we had women wear face coverings, along with the body coverings. We could have made the Men wear blinders so they could only see what was ahead, but we decided the Women were the Problem.
Then the Men were getting really lustful over women with pretty eyes.
So recently we have been mandating dark sunglasses for the women.
Now the men are staring at the women's graceful, lascivious fingers and
dreaming of those fingers going all over their bodies, and sexual areas.
All women will wear long gloves in public. We think this will finally solve the problem.
