LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted in Arizona for Biden.
The predatorial punk told OGNA writer Asburn Wasabi, as the two had lunch at a local McDonalds, that he has never, ever told a lie, uttered a fib, or said an untruth.
As Melania's limp-lapped husband uttered those words, suddenly, a thunderous thunder bolt hit within 50 yards of the Mickey D's.
Trump immediately threw down his Big Mac and hid his lying ass underneath the restaurant booth semi-weeping.
Right away Wasabi told him to please not fucking say ANYTHING else.
Wasabi told Trump that history will remember him as the most hate-filled, evil, predatorial racist piece-of-whale shit in the history of mankind.