LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats.
Prince William (of the lesser hair) fired the first volley, when he commented that brother Prince Harry (of the beard) has gone and turned into a California flake.
Harry (aka The Duke of Sussex) replied that his brother William (aka The Duke of Cambridge) has ingested way too much dog shit aroma in his dozens and dozens of fox hunts, and it has turned his brain into Kibbles 'n Bits dog food.
Billy, as Piers Morgan refers to William, then remarked that Harry has no business riding a surfboard and should concentrate on arranging good old fashion fox hunts in the Malibu Beach area.
Harry's wife Meghan Markle, (aka The Duchess of Sussex) giggled at Billy's stupid fox hunt absurdity, noting that there aren't any (4-legged) foxes in Southern California only wolves and coyotes.
Meanwhile, her majesty (aka Queen Elizabeth) has told old Dumbo Ears, (aka Prince Charles) that she wants him to put a stop to the damn back-and-forth bickering between his two childish adult sons, or she is going to fucking remove both blooming, bickering blokes from her will.
