Funny story: The Jan 6, Senate Committe Tells Rudy Giuliani To Appear In Person or Else His Ass Will Get Thrown In Jail For Five Weeks

The Jan 6, Senate Committe Tells Rudy Giuliani To Appear In Person or Else His Ass Will Get Thrown In Jail For Five Weeks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Jan. 6, Senate Committee chairman Bernie Thompson has informed Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani that he had better appear before the select committee (in person). Giuliani, who pleaded the fifth, a total of 97…

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Funny story: Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles

Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles

TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…

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Funny story: Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…

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Funny story: Can Supreme Court Justices Remain If Appointed By A Convicted Felon?

Can Supreme Court Justices Remain If Appointed By A Convicted Felon?

It was bad enough that Judges Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were appointed by a pussy grabber (some reference note), but it seems the pussy grabber is also turning out to be a felon. Forget that he threw plates of food against the walls of the W…

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Funny story: Luxurious One-Bedroom Mountain Retreat Features Majestic View, Horrific Murder Scene

Luxurious One-Bedroom Mountain Retreat Features Majestic View, Horrific Murder Scene

Two weeks after 35-year-old African-American Oregonian hiker Lance Davis failed to check in at an Appalachian Trail checkpoint on the Tennessee/North Carolina border, Carter County Sheriff’s Department deputies recovered his desiccated remains in the…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Found Sitting On The Lincoln Monument Totally Nude At 3:35 Am.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Found Sitting On The Lincoln Monument Totally Nude At 3:35 Am.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in the entire nation, Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently caught by the D.C. Metro Police, sitting on Lincoln's lap, while reading a copy of Nancy Pelosi's best-selling book titled, "The Trump I…

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Funny story: All Trump's Actions Presidential, Say Top Aides - Now Presidents Can Do Coups

All Trump's Actions Presidential, Say Top Aides - Now Presidents Can Do Coups

Three Top Trump aides spoke, off the record, Exclusively to Basil Blathering of the Glastonbury Gazette, after some cash changed hands. They had recently been to the wild Glastonbury Festival. They were in costume, incognito, with their costumed…

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Funny story: The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, Is Making Trump Look Like The Mean, Traitorous, Asshole That He Is!

The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, Is Making Trump Look Like The Mean, Traitorous, Asshole That He Is!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Senate Hearings on the the Trumptard's GOP supporters, who viciously attacked the nation's capital has come out with hundreds of items that all make the Mar-a-Lago Liar even more of a fucking liar than he alrea…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Brought Down The Wall

The US Supreme Court Brought Down The Wall

A blessing from heaven has come down upon the earth. The conservative majority in the U.S. Supreme Court has brought down the wall separating church and state in a series of new rulings. Satanists, Kwanzaa followers, Hindus Of Shiva's Heart, Worsh…

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Funny story: A Hobby, A Horse And A Hickory Dick: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

A Hobby, A Horse And A Hickory Dick: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Life is a shell game with but one predictable outcome; you’re gonna get screwed in the end. What we see isn’t necessarily what’s happening. In time and space there are unlimited variations of reality. To cope with this, Modern S…

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Funny story: Trump Berates A Black McDonalds Employee And Gets Himself Arrested For Fast Food Racism

Trump Berates A Black McDonalds Employee And Gets Himself Arrested For Fast Food Racism

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - The man that has more nicknames than anyone else in the country, has just been arrrested. It seems that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was having lunch at a McDonalds in Palm Beach, when he was told that the i…

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Funny story: Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…

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Funny story: The Massachusetts Senate Has Just Approved Lobster Fights

The Massachusetts Senate Has Just Approved Lobster Fights

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - In a story that sounds highly improbable, the senate of Massachusetts has just voted to approve state-sanctioned lobster fights. The vote was 87 to 13 in favor of having the fights. One of the politicians who voted again…

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Funny story: England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle. Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and s…

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Funny story: Supreme Court rules that good ol’ boys can march through black neighborhoods dressed as ghosts on Halloween

Supreme Court rules that good ol’ boys can march through black neighborhoods dressed as ghosts on Halloween

In another stunning pile of stupidity the US Supreme Court ruled by a majority that good ol’ boys are allowed to parade through areas of America inhabited by people of color, sporting ghost outfits and carrying lit torches. Ghost suits were previo…

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Funny story: Donald Trump almost stabbed a secret Service agent with his nose on Jan 6

Donald Trump almost stabbed a secret Service agent with his nose on Jan 6

A White House aide revealed that former President Donald Trump used his nose to attack a Secret Service agent who refused to take him to the Capitol Hill riot on January 6. Trump, whose nose is believed to have grown six inches since he took offic…

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Funny story: Darwin Was Odd - Used A Microscope - But No Microscopic Animals In His Book

Darwin Was Odd - Used A Microscope - But No Microscopic Animals In His Book

Microbes are tiny animals too small to see with the eye - but big enough to see with a microscope. Darwin knew about them, but He went in other directions. stuck with birds and big animals. So, we got Evolution, and the Fittest Surviving - (Hitle…

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Funny story: The 2023 List of Brand New Automobile Names For The Computer Era

The 2023 List of Brand New Automobile Names For The Computer Era

BuzzFuzz News is reporting that the automobile industry has just announced that it is releasing its brand new 2023 list of automobile names. And every major auto maker is developing a new vehicle which will be named in honor of the computer era.

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