Denmark Now Prohibits Oral Sex On All Of Their Amusement Theme Parks

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Sunday, 12 June 2022


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Engaging in oral sex while on an amusement theme park in Denmark is now officially prohibited.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The government of Denmark has given in to the wishes of the amusement theme park-going crowd.

The Danish Secretary of Amusement Parks, Saraliva Ringkobing, has just issued a new policy change for everyone of Denmark's 27 amusement theme parks.

Mrs. Ringkobing, who is presently estranged from her fourth husband, stated that beginning immediately, the Danish government will prohibit anyone riding on any one of the country's amusement theme parks from engaging in fellatio or cunnilingus, (i.e. oral sex) while a passenger on one of their rides.

Ringkobing went on to add that if anyone is caught either giving or receiving head, then he and she, or she and she, or he and he, will be immediately escorted off the park property.

She noted that upon a second violation then he or she will be fined the equivalent of $700.

Upon a third oral sex infraction, the horny, guilty party will be banned from all of Denmark's amusement theme parks for a period of 6 years and they will be incarcerated in Copenhagen's infamous Zizzaconaprisjerg Prison for a period of 13 months (without a chance of parole).

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