Funny story: Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…

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Funny story: Will Smith To Host Oscars 2023 As Punishment For Chris Rock Slap Scandal

Will Smith To Host Oscars 2023 As Punishment For Chris Rock Slap Scandal

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science announced in a statement on Thursday that Will Smith will receive punitive and disciplinary actions in the form of Oscar hosting duties next year, for slapping Chris Rock on the Oscars stage earlier th…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Not Planning On Getting A Tattoo On Her Ass With Elon Musk's Name

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Not Planning On Getting A Tattoo On Her Ass With Elon Musk's Name

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…

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Funny story: China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

London— The Chinese media is reporting that the nation’s specialized five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST) has detected what appears to be signals used by ‘extraterrestrial civilizations‘. FAST is a radio telescope capable of pic…

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Funny story: Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted i…

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Funny story: England's PM Boris Johnson Has Directed The 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Division To Fight The Russians In Ukraine

England's PM Boris Johnson Has Directed The 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Division To Fight The Russians In Ukraine

LONDON - (Satire News) - In May, PM Johnson sent the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment to assist Ukraine in their fight against the barborous, evil, invading horde from Russia. And now the prime minister has stated that he will be sending the…

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Funny story: What's On Lauren Boebert’s Menu?

What's On Lauren Boebert’s Menu?

Dear Lauren ... how much? Easy question, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and that Ted Cruz wasn’t involved. Damn, girl, those pants are tight! I once heard that people, men and women, who wear tight pants really like the feel of those tight pants…

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Funny story: The Fabulous Proud Boys

The Fabulous Proud Boys

I can’t figure who or what these Proud Boys are. According to Wikipedia, the group was founded by a white Canadian guy who was once a comedian. So was the Proud Boys started as a joke that got out of hand? The name for the group came from a song i…

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…

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