There were 208 spoof news stories published in February 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
France Unconditionally Surrenders
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
Read full storyAldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack
The budget supermarket chain, Aldi, has announced it is releasing a vegan friendly 'add boiling water' snack that they insist does not contain any traces of meat, especially dog meat, after recent allegations that some processed food contained traces…
Read full storyPutin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion
President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…
Read full storyPutin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
Read full storyPutin Needs A Bowl Of Prunes
Frustrated by losing the battle with Ukraine, the little guy has threatened to go nuclear. Somebody give Putin a bowl of prunes. He bit off more than he could chew, and his thinking is frozen in the old Soviet Union days. Ukraine is not a cream p…
Read full storyBiden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
Read full storyIn Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
Read full storyThe US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names
MIAMI, Florida – (Satire News) – The US Hurricane Agency in charge of naming hurricanes has just made an announcement that really and truly did not surprise anyone. The agency, which has been naming hurricanes since World War II, decided to drop t…
Read full storyJapan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Electronic reports filtering out of Japan are that the country’s biggest spy camera company Spy Cameras & Stuff has just developed a revolutionary camera. The camera was developed as a means to capture clandestine opera…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) – Word filtering out of PackerLand is that quarterback Aaron Rodgers is considering an offer from the Bengals to join their team. The Bengals lost to the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl and have expressed…
Read full storyPutin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence
Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…
Read full storyTom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
Read full storyPutin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate
Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
Read full storyLab-grown meat served in Asia as a delicacy
Weirdo News: Lab-grown human vagina lips will soon be available in restaurants in Singapore after the country became the first to green-light meat created without slaughtering any animals. Lab-grown human vagina meat to go on sale in Singapore in…
Read full storyBritain imposes pathetic "sanctions" on Russia
As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, fingers are being pointed. But fingers are not guns and NATO is reluctant to send troops to defend. So it has been left to Western countries to try to persuade the Russians to stop the madness by cutting funding to…
Read full storyDr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…
Read full storyDanny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion
Former football hooligan, alleged hard man, and Eastenders actor Danny Dyer said Russia's invasion of Ukraine marked a "deep rupture in Europe's history following the end of the Cold War'' and he's having "none of this bollocks". Russian missiles…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Sportapalooza is reporting that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is vehemently denying that he is the father of Cowboys Cheerleader Missy Buzzavino’s twin baby girls, Aarona and Aaronette. Rodgers,…
Read full storyEngland’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth
LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…
Read full storyThe Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The KKK has just issued an organizational memo stating that they are sick and tired of Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell attacking their beloved hero Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Finius Finnstertuck, 53, who is the…
Read full story1,007 of Florida’s 1,013 McDonalds Have Officially Banned Donald J. Trump
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Florida McDonalds restaurant chain has informed the American public that DJT has just been banned from setting foot in 1,007 of the McDonalds located in the Plywood State. Warner F. Ragga…
Read full storyDr. Dre Defeats Snoop Dogg In Crotch-Grabbing Super Bowl Halftime Show
BILLINGSGATE POST: For Crotch-Grabbing fans, the Super Bowl halftime show lived up to expectations. With the Over-Under Line set at 78 on how many times Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg would grab their respective crotches during their performances, Dr. Dre w…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – Queen Elizabeth's racehorse, named “iPad” has just won The Oklahoma City Derby. The two-year-old “iPad” who is a rescue racehorse captured the coveted Oklahoma City Derby, by an amazing 21 lengths. The queen’s…
Read full storyThe Spoof Gets Out Spoofed
Geez! The Spoof was out-spoofed in its most outlandishness and not by the Marks Brothers or The Three Stooges. The Spoof was out-spoofed by a White House deputy press secretary. (But good company!) After his tweet, White House Press Secretary And…
Read full storyA Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds
RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift. It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinaria…
Read full storyJack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants
CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…
Read full storyTrump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.
Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…
Read full storyThe Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine
The Freedom Truck Convoy is no longer a sissy, thumb-sucking group blocking roads in Canada and the United States protesting the Covid pandemic measures. Instead, calling themselves Free Ukraine Truck Drivers, they are mobilizing and driving their bi…
Read full storyA C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…
Read full storyThe United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…
Read full storyRussia Issues A Very, Very Strong Warning To Lithuania
MOSCOW – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice has made it known to the little bitty country of Lithuania that if one of it’s fighter jets crosses into Russian air space again it will be shot down and the biggest piece of the plane that will be left will…
Read full storyThe Peruvian Women’s Ice Hockey Team Is Disqualified
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency has announced that the highly touted Peruvian women’s ice hockey team has been sent home. According to Olympic Committee officials, it was discovered that in Peru’s gam…
Read full storyDolly Parton’s Breast Reduction Surgery Was a Huge Success
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The doctor’s who performed singer Dolly Parton’s breast reduction surgery have stated that the TRS (Tits Reduction Surgery) took one hour and 35 minutes. Dr. Billy Bobby “Sure Hands” Grabalintino, 51, informed the T…
Read full storyBurger King Will Start Serving Wine In All of Their Restaurants
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The fast food industry can be a dog-eat-dog industry; sorry that was a bad choice of words. Tabloid Today is reporting that the $2 billion a year franchise is venturing into new territorial waters. A s…
Read full storyMohican Chief Buffalo Belly, Who Wrestles Under The Name “The Last of The Mohican’s," Is The New Wrestling Champion
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Wrestling Federation has just reported that the new wrestling champ of America is 31-year-old Chief Buffalo Belly, who uses the wrestling name “The Last of The Mohicans.” The chief beat the very popluar…
Read full storyMadonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…
Read full storyCambodian Natives Find A World War II German Luftwaffe Bomber In The Jungle
BAMBOOVILLE, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s official news agency, Jungle Times News reports that an elderly married couple were out foraging for food, when they came upon a huge airplane. Upon closer investigation the happy couple, who have…
Read full storyMadonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…
Read full storyBritney Spears To Star In The Reality Show, “Tinsel Town Cougar On The Prowl For Young Studs”
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Britney Spears is reportedly walking on air after being given her very own reality show by the Bravisimo Network. According to The Cloud 9 News Agency, the 40-year-old Spears will star in the new reality show “The…
Read full storyThe Taliban President of Afghanistan Is Sending 300 Soldiers To Defend Ukraine Against The Russian Invaders
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s new president Abu Taboo Fashu, has informed the news media that he has ordered 300 crack Taliban soldiers to fly to the Ukraine and join the American’s, the British, and the Cambodian troops in defen…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story
THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez is still regarded as one of the sexiest female celebrities. J.Lo is a “3-Way Mama” since she can sing, dance, and act. Her latest hit song, “Besame Mucho Mi Muchacho Chulo” recently hit #1 in th…
Read full storyMexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…
Read full storyA Japanese 2-Man Sub Sneaks Into The Panama Canal Undetected
PANAMA CITY, Panama – (Satire News) – Panama’s national news agency has just revealed that surveillance video showed that a 2-man Japanese submarine managed to somehow sneak into the Panama Canal undected . A representative for the Panamanian gover…
Read full storyBBC Saturday Night Shake Up planned
In an attempt to reverse the fortunes of BBC's dwindling audience share for Saturday nights, the organisation is looking to shake up its Saturday night offerings by only offering their most popular programmes. BBC Manager Lefty Winger said 'Yes, w…
Read full storyBangladesh Is Planning An All-Out Invasion of Cambodia
DHAKA, Bangladesh – (World News) – The president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid has just made it known that his country will be launching an assault on Cambodia. President Hamid said that the reason is due to the fact that two years ago Cambodian Prim…
Read full storyWeather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…
Read full storyAny US Boots On The Ground In Ukraine?
While the US can not send boots on the ground into Ukraine, it is sending $250 million in rocket and missile defense weaponry. The rest of the world is sending prayers. There are protestors from Taiwan to Time Square. Even Russian citizens are pr…
Read full storyHe Shot His Eye Out!
Ever wonder what happened to Ralphie, the child star of the beloved movie ‘The Christmas Story’? The one who absolutely had to have a Red Ryder BB gun from Santa for Christmas or he would just die? The one who everyone warned that he ‘would shoot his…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s most popular sex symbols has just announced that she will soon be starring in the franchise motion picture, “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years.” The film will be shot in location in Barcelona, Spain; Kab…
Read full storyA 5-Foot-2-Inch, 107 Pound Female Boxer Knocks Out A 6-Foot-7-Inch Male Boxer
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – In one of the most amazing professional boxing matches ever, a petite female boxer from Hackensack, New Jersey, has knocked out a huge boxer from Detroit. The Sports Bet Gazette’s Woody Velcro, who attended the match, h…
Read full storyTexts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, BRITNEY SPEARS, DONALD TRUMP, AND KANYE WEST Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I will invade any country that I want to fucking…
Read full storyThe Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
Read full storyGOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The high-ranking Republican party powers-that-be are having fits at the thought that two very staunch red states could flip over and become blue (Democratic) states. Life long GOPer Percy Oniontree, 43, sa…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Vows That After He Conquers Ukraine, He Will Move To Conquer France
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Winner of The Men’s Monobob Sled Event Was Disqualified
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first controversial issue has reared it’s ugly head at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. The first place finisher, in the Mens Monosled event, a Frenchman from Paris, Jean Claude DuFoofoo, won the go…
Read full storyManic-Depressive Batman: A Day in the Life
We’ve seen our favorite heroes gender-swapped and race-swapped over the years in our media. Now see your favorite stars battling with mental illnesses from the DSM-V. Alfred walks into the bedroom of Batman with his lunch he prepared for him and s…
Read full storyPretentious Director Admits He Just Doesn't Like Nerd S--t
Despite not making a good movie since the early Bush Administration, Martin DiBergi has a new movie on the horizon. Don’t worry, you won’t remember it in five days, let alone in five years. Because it’s the only way these people can get publicity for…
Read full storyReasons Putin Gives For Amassing 100,000 Russian Troops On Ukrainian Border
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren't as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black Sea. The parties in Ukrain…
Read full storyMy Chimp has never painted a thing in his life
Hello there, Raymond Ving here, as you may have guessed. Welcome to yet another article about my life and my experience. I am now well into my 80's, and I have lived a life, I can tell you that for nothing, but my biggest disappointment is m…
Read full storyTom Brady Is Considering Running For Governor of Florida
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - In a breaking story, Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle is reporting that Tom Brady, who just recently retired from the NFL after 22 seasons is contemplating throwing his 'helmet' into the ring and running fo…
Read full storySuperbowl Halftime Show manages to offend your parents for 18th consecutive year!
Ever since Janet Jackson's boob flashed the audience in 2004 your parents have had it in for the Supebowl Halftime Show, and the 2022 show gave them ample ammunition to perpetuate this grumpy trend. You hoped that Snoop Dog's affiliation with Ma…
Read full storyThe Plane Shortage In Detroit Is Causing Some Embarrassing Delays
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage. Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated…
Read full storyEric Trump Accidentally Lets It Slip That His Daddy Has a Tattoo of Adolf Hitler’s Face on His Ass
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…
Read full storyPutin Blames Ukraine For "Escalation"
Vladimir Putin, all 5’5” of him, blames Ukraine for the escalation at the Ukrainian border. That’s like blaming a swimmer for getting killed by a shark. Or the pot is calling the sink black. And the sun saying the moon is hot. Putin seems to forge…
Read full storyIceland Demands That Russia Close Its Air Force Base
KIRKJUBAEJARKLAUSTUR, Iceland – (Satire News) – Iceland's President Guoni Johannesson, has informed Russian dictator Vladimir Putin to get his bombers and fighter jets the hell out of Iceland Johannesson, told the Icelandic news media, that the da…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The best cheerleading squad in the entire world has just been informed that next year their already skimpy shorts will become even more skimpier. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrate…
Read full storyUkraine Global War Threat Analysis
Top officials around the globe have been keeping a close eye on the events that have been transpiring around Ukraine. Highly sought-after information has just leaked through The United Nations Security Council on War and Peace. This report wi…
Read full storyCan February get anymore exciting, now that Shakespeare and Hathaway is back on?
Well Hello there, Mr Raymond Ving here again. You may remember me from my last column, Have You Seen My Spiraliser? or my other one My Chimp never painted a thing in his life, but here I am to tell you that February 2022 has just got a lot more ex…
Read full storyCanada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis
Canadian Pry Minister Dustin True-Dough recently held a press conference at the international airport of Gander, Newfoundland to announce that a resolution to the Ukraine crisis, as well as his own domestic turmoil, was imminent. "What we've done…
Read full storyBob Baffert’s Transgender Racehorse Wins “Its” First Race
LAFAYETTE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Bob Baffert is to the thoroughbred training world what Aaron Rodgers is to quarterbacking. Baffert, is by far the most popular, the most successful, and the richest race horse trainer in the world. Thoroug…
Read full storyPrince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…
Read full storyA Very Reliable Source Confirms That Melania Trump and President Putin Did In Fact Engage In A Bit of Dilly Dally
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency reveals that the rumors of Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin having an affair are in fact true. C9 writer Lexi Asapen, stated that she spoke with the nation’s number one informat…
Read full storyTrump Begs Fox News To Please Keep Showing His Campaign Rallies – Fox Says No, Adding That He’s Just a “Has Been”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The network that once thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was the greatest leader since Adolf Hitler has changed their effing tune. And the two Foxers that are leading the charge are none other than Trump’s…
Read full storySurvey: Biden presidency has led to huge spike in piano accordion playing
The recent rise in popularity of the piano accordion across the United Kingdom has been linked to the newly-formed presidency of Joe Biden, according to a poll conducted among residents. Since the inauguration, over ninety per cent of UK citizens…
Read full storyJacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot
Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…
Read full storyHail The Size of Bowling Balls Falls On Bowling Green, Kentucky
BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Mother Nature can at times be a very unruly woman, who can wreak havoc at the weirdest times and at the most unusual locations. The US Weather Guild (USWG), reports that one of the most powerful hailstorms…
Read full storyAnother Shakespeare Pun?
Travis and his wife enjoyed sitting by the hearth on cold winter evenings, warmed by the burning logs. They especially liked the heat from the embers after the fire itself had extinguished and the hot coals glowed on. The problem was that the glow di…
Read full storyThe Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…
Read full storyWindsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Reports are that Prince Charles gave the C-19 virus to his mom, Queen Elizabeth who then gave it to her crumpet baker, who then gave it to a double decker bus driver. The queen denies giving it to her crumpet baker, because…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Has Just Revealed That Donald Trump Once Asked Her Out On A Date
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency reports that the former Duchess of York informed BKNA writer Birmingham Cribworthy that the twice-impeached, one term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump asked her out on a date back in 1992. Sara…
Read full storyHollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"
Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Duchess of York seems to keep on getting more popular due to the fact that she managed to survive the highly embarrassing “Toe-Sucking Scandal of 2009,” as well as the "No Panties Scandal of 2013." Sarah Ferguson, who is…
Read full storyPfeiffer Pharmaceuticals Denies That Their Booster Shots Contain Large Amounts of Carbohydrates
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Executives at Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals are upset at the rumor that their booster shots contain high amounts of carbs. Wendell W. Doorlund, who is the director of logistical fallacies, wants the American public to know tha…
Read full storyA Man Breaks The World Jump Rope Jumping Record – But Ends Up In His Neighbor’s Apartment
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Ever since he was 4-years-old Tyrus Bannamaker loved to play jump rope. His mother said that he could jump rope for hours on end. The Bannamakers, Jill and Geraldo, took him to a therapist when he was seven, bu…
Read full storyThe Trumptard’s Ex-Maid Is Writing a Tell-All Expose On Donaldo, Melania, and The Rest of The Dysfunctional Trumps
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily is reporting that one of the former Mar-a-Lago maids is presently writing a book that will blow the lid off of the inner doings and goings on at the Trumptard’s “Casa Pussy Grabber,” as stand-up comedian Zy…
Read full storyTom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Tony Romo Are Considering Buying The Detroit Lions
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
Read full storyWhere did I Leave the Spiraliser?
Hello, Raymond Ving here again. Yes, I know I have been busy, what with telling you about my Chimp Jeffrey, and how exciting February is, but I just had to ask Where Did I Leave My Spiralliser? I know I had it earlier, as my neighbour was passi…
Read full storyPutin: Grow Up
Gee whizz, fellow, grow up. Don't blame the United States because you marched onto the Ukraine border with tanks, troops, and missiles, and then the whole world took notice. The world as a whole remember's what you did in Crimea. Same march, incursio…
Read full storyHave you seen my bolognese?
TV Chef Shane Worthington was under a lot of pressure in the studios during his show 'Making do and Making Friends' when he realised he had misplaced his bolognese. 'Yes it was a bit of a panic around these parts earlier' said Shane 'It was going…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Named The Ugliest, Most Masculine Transsexual In California
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California. Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has…
Read full storyMassachusetts Is Replacing All of Their Red Stop Signs With Blue Ones
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts legislature has just passed a bill that mandates that all of the state’s red stop signs be replaced with blue ones. Mimosa Sabrosa, with The Alpha Beta News Agency, reported that the vote was 99-1 in favo…
Read full storyLocal naturalist denies inappropriate relationship with leafcutter ant
A 54-year-old entomologist from Whitechapel in East London last night strongly refuted claims made by a member of the camera crew who accompanied him on a recent trip to study the behaviour of leaf-cutter ants in Borneo that he had a enjoyed a numbe…
Read full storyA Gynecologist in Indiana Reports That One of His Patients Has 14 Ovaries
MUNCIE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just noted that a resident of Muncie, Indiana has been found to have 14 ovaries. Gynecologist Dr. Simon S. Sezsenwax, a native of Helsinki, Finland, has informed the American S…
Read full storyOlympic Athletes Keeling Over From Olympic Sponsors Trash Food
BS News Service - Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes run over by curling stones,…
Read full storyClint Eastwood Finally Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the ripe old age of 91, one of Tinsel Town’s most masculine actors has finally revealed a secret he has been hiding for 70 years. Boom Boom News reports that Eastwood who starred in TV’s “Rawhide,” as well as in…
Read full storyA Highly Reputable National News Agency Announces That Ivanka Trump Is Actually Adopted
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter did not actually come from his loins. Writer Velveeta Maracas with NBNA, learned from a highly reliable source that the g…
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Williams Lake, B.C. - Residents and vacationers may never want to return to this little piece of Canadian heaven. "There were body parts spread all over the beach. We had to rush the kids back to the cabin, absolute carnage. It was disgusting."…
Read full storyCambodia Sells Great Britain 700 Pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder (Cocaine)
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder. The…
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