DHAKA, Bangladesh – (World News) – The president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid has just made it known that his country will be launching an assault on Cambodia.
President Hamid said that the reason is due to the fact that two years ago Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen made an unkind remark about Mrs. Hamid’s hairdo.
Reports are that Hun Sen, after viewing a photo of Mrs. Hamid with her hair all disheveled and unkempt, asked if she combed her hair with firecrackers.
President Hamid promised his wife that he would invade Cambodia, defeat it, and turn it into Bangladesh South.
Meanwhile Hun Sen says that he is not worried because the Cambodian army is the fourth most powerful army in the world behind the United States, Russia, and China.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: LOL!!! The Cambodian Army is not even ranked in the top 150.]
