RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California.
Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has gotten a whole lot prettier. HH writer Tahiti Zeppelin asked if Ms. Jenner has looked in the mirror lately.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree said that Caitlyn is so butt ugly that she makes Marjorie Taylor Green look like Charlize Theron.
Meanwhile a man who recently dated Caitlyn said that he hated kissing her after 5 pm, because her 5 o’clock shadow (stubble) gave his face a hell of a rash.
