BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first controversial issue has reared it’s ugly head at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics.
The first place finisher, in the Mens Monosled event, a Frenchman from Paris, Jean Claude DuFoofoo, won the gold medal, but was soon disqualified when it was learned that he did not use the standard bobsledding clothing.
A rep for the Olympic Committee stated that DuFoofoo was found to have been wearing women’s underwear, including a Maidenform 40-D bra, size 9 pink J.Lo Designer string bikini thong panties, and a Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-the-Dark Pantiliner.
DuFoofoo told the committee rep that he really and truly does not remember putting on the women’s items.
SIDENOTE: DuFoofoo has already hired the services of famed American attorney Gloria Allred, who says she will soon be filing a $3.9 million lawsuit against the Olympic organization on grounds of Transcrossatorial Genderitis.
