Any US Boots On The Ground In Ukraine?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 27 February 2022

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"Careful guys. You're on the wrong side."

While the US can not send boots on the ground into Ukraine, it is sending $250 million in rocket and missile defense weaponry. The rest of the world is sending prayers.

There are protestors from Taiwan to Time Square. Even Russian citizens are protesting Putin's war. They are arrested, handcuffed, and jailed.

Putin dismissed Russian protesters as drug addicts and criminals.

Which sounds a lot like, "Mexico is sending their drug addicts and rapist across the border."

Russian President Putin is in a stink. He remains frustrated by the extraordinary fight by the Ukrainians. Surprise, surprise! Putin seemed to have expected his invasion of Ukraine would be a cakewalk. No cakes for Putin in Ukraine.

The map of that part of the world is finally somewhat clear. But, before, who could find Slovenia (Melania's birthplace) on a map?

This stew includes Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, and Albania. In addition, most can locate Poland and Hungary, but Romania, Bulgaria, Georgia, and Belarus?

Belarus is north of Ukraine. Poland is south of Ukraine. Ukraine is between Belarus and Poland. Russia borders Ukraine on the east.

Then, when you think you've got it, there's Transylvania and Azerbaijan.

In On The Beach the world was poisoned by radiation resulting from nuclear war. Actor Gregory Peck described the war: Starting in a nation no one can locate, by a dictator whose name no one can pronounce.

Nurnberg is in Germany. Hitler's generals were brought to justice in Nurnberg. Vladimir Putin may be on his way to a Nurnberg.

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