BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The doctor’s who performed singer Dolly Parton’s breast reduction surgery have stated that the TRS (Tits Reduction Surgery) took one hour and 35 minutes.
Dr. Billy Bobby “Sure Hands” Grabalintino, 51, informed the Tinsel Town news media that the TRS went fuckingly fantastic, to use a term that is commonly used in Las Vegas.
Dr. Grabby, as most of his female clients affectionately refer to him, said that the procedure took 55 minutes for the right boob and 40 minutes for the left boob.
When asked by reporters why it took 15 minutes longer to reduce the right knocker than it took to reduce the left knocker, the doctor grinned and replied, “Well because Dolly’s right breast was a cup size larger than her left knocker.”
When a reporter asked Ms. Parton how she felt, she replied that she felt about as happy as a male flamingo in a cage with eight horny good-looking female flamingos.
