JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder.
The cocaine is regarded by cocaine experts to be some of the best white powder outside of Colombia.
Scotland Yard has remarked that the cocaine was discovered in a Cambodian tuna boat, “The Fishy Smell.” The skipper of the Cambodian tuna boat reportedly told the arresting officers that Great Britain was going to use the cocaine in a research study.
Meanwhile, A rep for Scotland Yard commented that the 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder will soon be flown to Iceland where it will all be burned.
