KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s new president Abu Taboo Fashu, has informed the news media that he has ordered 300 crack Taliban soldiers to fly to the Ukraine and join the American’s, the British, and the Cambodian troops in defending that country against the invading horde of Russian troops.
President Fashu has said that he doesn’t necessarily care for the Ukrainians, but he cares even less for the Russians. And he noted that he has talked with the Ukrainian president who promised to send him 2.8 tons of animal fodder for chickens.
Meanwhile word coming out of Ecuador, is that they may be sending 18 soldiers to actually invade Russia.
