CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Executives at Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals are upset at the rumor that their booster shots contain high amounts of carbs.
Wendell W. Doorlund, who is the director of logistical fallacies, wants the American public to know that their booster shots only contain .0003 mgs. of carbohydrates, which is equivalent to the size of a flea’s belly button.
Doorlund was asked if he has any idea as to who may have perpetuated the rumor. He answered that the damn rumor has been traced to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
When the Trumptard was asked if he started the rumor, he replied that he did not start it but that Tucker Carlson told him that it was started by Nancy Pelosi. ■
