BAMBOOVILLE, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s official news agency, Jungle Times News reports that an elderly married couple were out foraging for food, when they came upon a huge airplane.
Upon closer investigation the happy couple, who have been married for 39 years, realized that the markings where those of a German Luftwaffe Bomber from World War II.
The plane was apparently on a bombing mission headed towards either Singapore, Malaysia, the Philippines, or Pisagovia, when it was most likely struck by one hell of a bolt of lightning.
The couple contacted the Cambodian Department of Logistics, who showed up within 45 minutes.
The plane will be carefully moved to Cambodia’s version of America’s Smithsonian Institute Museum, for the people of Asia to view and say things like “Wow!,” Oh my!,” and “Golly gee damn!”