There were 398 spoof news stories published in November 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
One of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Is Fired After She Admits She’s 7 Months Pregnant
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a move that will most probably have the ACLU involved, iNews is reporting that one of the veteran Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has been fired. Millicent Tumblewood, 26, who has been a Cowboys cheerleader for four years…
Read full storyNicki Minaj, The Hip-Hop Artist Noted For Having 2 Solid Gold Nipple Rings Has Just Released Her Latest Album
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Nicki Minaj is proud to announce the release of her latest album. The 37-year-old singer told 3T’s reporter Pico de Gallo that she worked on the album for 8 months, 2 weeks, and 13…
Read full storyThe Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – News coming out of “Music City” says that the highly popular country duo Florida Georgia Line has decided to change their name. The band, made up of Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, are noted for their songs about beer-d…
Read full storyLas Vegas To Showcase Naked Female Boxing
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Every Las Vegas hotel and casino has seen a drop in business by as much as 82%. One of the newest casinos, the Amazon Forest Hotel & Casino has stated that if business does not pick up, they may have to end up clo…
Read full storyGlobal Warming: Man’s Seasonal Depression Worse Every Year
A local man announced on Monday that he feels his seasonal depression gets worse and worse every year, and scientists say this is yet another effect of global warming. Michael Blackstone, 31, says that his depression is most severe when daylight…
Read full storySleepy Joe The Great: President Of The Holy Roiling Empire
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Pope Leo III crowned Charlemagne as Imperator Augustus on December 25, 800 has a man been so deified by the masses. Sleepy Joe the Great is in step to follow Charles the Great, who ruled the Holy Roman Empire until he die…
Read full storyA White House Insider Reveals Trump Will Flee the Country on January 19
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly-respected White House insider has overheard President Trump telling Michael Flynn and Kayleigh McEnany, that there is no way on earth he is going to go to prison. POTUS, who is in deep shit, as they say…
Read full storyLeaf Fell From Tree, But Nobody Heard It
The peaceful quiet of a crisp autumn afternoon in a local park was shattered today, when a leaf fell from an oak tree, but nobody heard it. No human body, that is. Several creatures living nearby heard it. Residents in an ants nest in the gr…
Read full storyEgrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…
Read full storyJapan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated
OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…
Read full storyMcDonalds Has Banned Rudy Giuliani
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the McDonalds Corporation, has just issued a corporate memo, which prohibits President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, from setting foot in any McDonalds restaurant in the nation. Board member,…
Read full storyBed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce
BEL AIR, California – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most popular singers, Beyonce, is thrilled to announce that she and her husband, Jay-Z, have just purchased the national merchandise retail store, Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The company, which…
Read full storyLong John Silver’s Patrons Find Traces of Pepto Bismol in Their Fried Oysters
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) – The Kentucky Health Federation has filed a complaint against the Long John Silver Corporation. The KHF states that patrons in three different establishments have reported finding traces of Pepto Bismol in th…
Read full storyFood Critics Give McDonald’s Brand New McNachos a "3 Bravos" Rating
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The world’s number one fast food restaurant chain is always striving to keep one step ahead of the competition. The 26th floor of the McDonald’s headquarters building houses the lettuce department, as well as the departme…
Read full storyThe Miami Fire Department Says They Will No Longer Be Accepting Unwanted Alligators
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Miami Fire Department says that they are discontinuing their “Bring Us Your Unwanted Alligators” program. Fire Chief Lancelot “Sparky” Singletree told the news media that, at first, they could deal with getting one or t…
Read full storyPresident Trump Wants All The Black People To Know He Donated $17 Million to The Black Lives Matter Boys Basketball Fund
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – President Trump, hot on his Campaign of Hate Tour, spoke before a paltry crowd of 92 people in Corn Shuck, Iowa, home of nothing but cornfields and corn farmers. He told the audience that corn is his most favorit…
Read full storyLady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – For years and years, many pundits and fans have speculated that Lady Gaga was really a male who managed to suppress her male member. Lady Gaga says she has denied that rumor at least 3,000 times. She told RumorLand News…
Read full storyCoronavirus Mutation: All Animals To Be Annihilated
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…
Read full storyAstroZenzena - The New Cure For The Trumpapalooza Virus?
OXFORD, England – (Satire News) – It appears that in the race to find a vaccine for the Coronavirus, AstroZenzena may actually be better than either Pfizer or Moderna. Hundreds of scientists working with AstroZenzena have stated that their product…
Read full storyTrump To Have Surgery To Make His Hands Bigger
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that President Trump has consulted one of the nation’s leading hand doctors. 5T stated that a source inside the White Folks House said that POTUS wants to have his tiny toddl…
Read full storyJ.C. Penney Denies That They’re Racist Because They Have No Black Mannequins
DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – A representative for the J.C. Penney retail giant has denied recent charges that the company is racist. The J.C. Penney’s rep remarked that just because the company does not have any black mannequins does not mean…
Read full storyMan Says His Children Are Already Technophiles
A staunch technophobe, who hasn't moved with the times, has claimed that his two young children are both technophiles, and that their knowledge and confidence when using machines is so far in advance of his own, that they have labeled him a technodip…
Read full storyMan Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage
A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…
Read full storyA Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood. It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets. Most entertainment media pu…
Read full storyPlastic Visor Is Impeding Man's Vision
The Coronavirus has changed our perspective on life a great deal, what with having to take all kinds of precautions to limit its spread, but one man has complained that a plastic visor he has been asked to wear at work, is preventing him from being a…
Read full storyThe Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – ABC News and CNN have both recently reported that the pretzel business is booming. Sales of the salt-covered pastry have already surpassed the national sales of Fried Spinach, Emu-Meat Hot Dogs, and Enchil…
Read full storyMan Is On Economy Drive
A man who had been experiencing severe financial difficulties before he eventually returned to work six weeks ago, has continued to exercise the spending constraints he imposed during the lockdown, claiming it is good practice for the future. Moys…
Read full storyTerminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
Read full storyThe NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…
Read full storyThe All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Russian female rock band, Pussy Riot, recently performed at the old Nellie Fox Drive-In Theater in downtown Cleveland. They and the 900 audience members all wore masks, self-distanced 6-feet, and promised not to cou…
Read full storyMarcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign
Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…
Read full storyJO's 2,000th Spoof! Time for celebration, not war, as walnut falls on Jaggedone's head giving him a pea-brain!
Living in natural surroundings can sometimes be a place with hazardous slip-ups. Treading in cow's poo, running over farm cats, a house filled with unwanted lodgers called spiders, trees dropping their glorious autumn leaves, among many other disadva…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Allegedly Sold 4,000 Counterfeit Duck Whistles To Elderly People in Florida
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The patriarch of the reality show “Duck Dynasty” is, as they say down in the bayous of Louisiana, in a world of hurt. Phil Robertson, who runs Duck Commander Duck Whistles, is alleged to have sold 4,000 duc…
Read full storyAn 18-Wheeler in Georgia Overturns Spilling Tons of Guacamole Dip
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – An 18-wheeler Kroger trailer truck overturned on the General Robert E. Lee Highway, just outside of the little town of Rotten Peaches, Georgia, spilling guacamole dip all over the place. Luckily, the drive…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
Read full storyGolden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…
Read full storyLondon Full Of 'Facking Cants'
In sensational news coming out of the capital this morning, it's been claimed that, although it sees itself as the centre of modern business and finance, political tradition and progressive governance, the arts and all cultural thinking, London is ab…
Read full storyMan 'Just Knew' Des O'Connor Was Going To Die, One Day
There was sad news from the entertainment world last weekend, when it was announced that Des O'Connor, the veteran TV show host and entertainer for more than 45 years, had died aged 88, on Saturday. The news came as a complete shock to many people…
Read full storyA Peeping Tom Dressed As Spiderman Comes Real Close To Getting Shot
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) – Manchester police are reporting that Mr. and Mrs. Nigel Ticklewine were having a bit of a sexual encounter, when they heard a strange pecking sound outside their third-floor apartment window. Since the couple…
Read full storyWatch Has Been Given New Lease Of Life
A wristwatch that had been laid redundant for more than eight months, after its battery ran out of power on the same day as Lockdown commenced, has seen 'active service' once again, after a new power cell was inserted into it earlier today. Moys K…
Read full storyThe Latest Rumor Coming out of The North Pole is That Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is Gay
THE NORTH POLE – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that they have it from a 'fair and balanced' source that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is gay. Semi-top notch reporter Greg Gutfeld said that he spoke to one of Santa’s favorite Christmas elv…
Read full storyToilet Paper Panic Buying Wipes Out The Grocery Store Isles (Again)
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Well, it looks like the panic rush on toilet paper has hit the nation once again. The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that thousands of supermarkets throughout the land of the red, white, and do, have sold out of…
Read full storyAstronaut breaks wind to set a record.
A Space X astronaut who recently joined the International Space Station has set an unusual record when he commenced his first spacewalk yesterday. Colonel J. Peabody Cromwell, a US Army Regular, can now claim to have released the longest fart in the…
Read full storyOne of The 2020 NBA Draft’s Top Prospects is LaMelo Ball
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – LaLaLand Daily has announced that one of this year’s top NBA prospects is LaMelo Ball, of the legendary Ball Basketball family, led with an iron fist by patriarch LaVar Ball. LeVar who has a reputation for being a t…
Read full storyThe San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Called A Little Weenie
Donald Trump was referred to as a Little Weenie for not conceding, and insisting he won the election, which he did not win. So, what is a Weenie? More specifically, what is a Little Weenie? According to a Google search (one need not go any further…
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #8: The Dust Mite
Well, it's Tuesday again, uninteresting animal lovers, and time for another instalment of our once-popular series on uninteresting animals. Before we get to this week's specimen, we'd just like to apologize for the 16-month gap since the last one;…
Read full storyNext James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…
Read full storyBarack Obama To Pursue New Career As R&B Singer
In a complete reversal of the current trend which has seen stars of the entertainment world enter politics - with varying degrees of success - the former US president, Barack Obama has announced that he is changing his life's path, and is embarking u…
Read full storyWoman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting
A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…
Read full storyMichael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Hornets Says His New Player Will Be The NBA's Next Superstar
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – The LeVar Ball Family is extremely thrilled after son LaMelo was selected by the Charlotte Bobcats in this year's NBA draft. The Bobcats are owned by Michael Jordan, as in Micheal Jordan, the greatest…
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare
It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…
Read full storyBlack Friday becomes Black Week becomes Black Month becomes Black Year!
(NOT EDITED) Black is beautiful claim global conglomerates as Black Friday approaches once again. However, internet businesses are now milking (is milk still white?) the Black Friday cow until it is totally dehydrated! Amazon, Ali Baba, and other…
Read full storyKanye West Who Came In Third In The Presidential Election Is Now Demanding A Recount
EAST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West, the entertainer who came in third in the presidential election, has told Vice-President Pence that he is demanding a recount. West the Pest says that he feels that a lot of people did not vote for him s…
Read full storyWhere To Hang Trump’s White House Portrait?
Though President Trump is being uncooperative and failing to concede, the White House Historical Society will have to commission a portrait of him. While he will not have to pose, the question has been raised: Where to hang the Donald Trump portrait…
Read full storyHulk Hogan is Down To 147 Pounds
VENICE BEACH, California – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘It’s So Sad Department’, the once-great WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan is no longer a hulk. According to Hogan’s dentist, Dr. Marzo Glittyhop, the once-world-renowned wrestler, whose wrestling weight…
Read full storyUS Satire writers commit mass suicide because there's nothing more for them to spoof about!
(NOT EDITED) Internet spoof/satire sites are dropping like flies smelling poo on the ground, and getting their feet stuck in it! Global satire writers are hitting empty walls with impunity after their greatest subject has been blown into oblivion, a…
Read full storyGerman Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg
In what's being called the most miraculous set of coincidences, researchers in Germany have discovered where some of the country's most popular foods originated, and have published their findings in a major scientific journal, it's been reported.
Read full storyDonald Trump Being Evicted
Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…
Read full storyMan Accused Of Being Pompous
A man who was accused by another man of being 'pompous' in the forum section of a satirical news website, isn't really pompous, it's been claimed. In his 'Ode to this brain-dead Graveyard', writer Jaggedone wrote: "A place that I once cherished…
Read full storyObituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once
Sean Connery, the actor who died at the weekend, having had a long and successful career 'tramping the boards' - not least in the James Bond movies - has finally found that, contrary to popular belief, you only live once. Connery died on Saturday,…
Read full storyDucks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.
Evidence of election rigging has roiled New Zealand's "Bird of the Year" competition after a case of ballot-box stuffing has threatened to derail avian democracy. Suspicion began when organizers received more than 1,500 votes sent from the same em…
Read full storyMan Arrived At Work Only To Be Told To Go Home Again
A man who arrived at work this morning, only to be told that he should go home again because the government had just announced a second lockdown, has said he was well and truly pissed off, because his wife, who had brought him to work on her motorbik…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch
In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…
Read full storyMiami Dolphins Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa Agrees To Change His Last Name
MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – Miami Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores says he is thrilled that his quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, has finally agreed to change his hard-to-pronounce and hard-to-spell last name. The coach pointed out that Tua's Samoan surn…
Read full storyMeghan Markle and Prince Harry Buy Taylor Swift’s 3,000 Acre Texas Ranch
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have reached an agreement to purchase Taylor Swift’s Blue Tattoo Ranch. The working cattle ranch is located just south of San Anton…
Read full storyAerosmith’s Lead Singer Steven Tyler Is Very Concerned About Not Being Able to Hit E Sharps Anymore
BOSTON – (Celebrity Satire) – Steven Tyler, singer for Aerosmith, recently admitted to Bravo's Andy Cohen that he is extremely concerned about his singing future. The Aerosmith frontman has said that, just within the past few weeks, he has noticed…
Read full storyDid Aliens Hack The Election?
Associated Press, November 15, 2020: President Trump’s personal attorney, Rudolph Giuliani, told reporters today that he had overwhelming evidence that the November 3rd presidential election had been rigged. “Scientists,” he claimed, “had detec…
Read full storyNorthern City Still Out In Front In Race To Oblivion
As the second spike of the Coronavirus really gets into its stride, with infection rates rising all over mainland Britain, the city of Hull, in East Yorkshire, has emerged as the runaway leader in the Race to Oblivion, the virus infection 'league' sp…
Read full storyMan Publishes Very First Joke
A man who is a frequent contributor to a satirical news website has revealed how, after nearly fourteen years as a member, he has written his very first - and, quite possibly, last - joke for the site. Many, many moons ago, all the way back in Dec…
Read full storyKanye West Hints At Voting Fraud
As if the 2020 US presidential election hadn't already been controversial enough, there was fresh drama, late last night, when Kanye West suggested that there may have been something wrong with the voting process. West, who, official figures show,…
Read full storyColonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO
The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election
(NOT EDITED) LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Has Invited President Donald Trump to Visit Him in Late January, When He Becomes Unemployed
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency, is reporting that President Trump’s BFF, Kim Jong-un, feels so bad that his buddy got his butt kicked by Joe Biden. The Kimster, as Trump calls him, has invited Trump…
Read full storyPresident Trump New Book, 'Mein Kampf 2' Out Now
He may have been voted out of the most powerful job in the world, but Donald Trump isn't going away quietly, and today sees the release of his new book, 'Mein Kampf 2'. Chronicling the struggle he endured during his four years in the White House,…
Read full storyA Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…
Read full storyTrump claims title at 2020 US Masters Tournament, as Barr arrests all 92 contestants for stealing POTUS balls.
The 2020 US Masters is over even before Tiger (as the 2019 champion) could even launch his opening drive to inaugurate the tournament. And yet we have a winner! Taking time off from threatening the Supreme Court to Stop Counting the illegal votes…
Read full storyOk, Trump The Chump Got His Racist Ass Kicked, Now He Has To Stop Being a Pussy, Grow Some Balls, and Accept The Fact That He’s A “Loser”!
(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever. They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times…
Read full storyLeBron James Says The Lakers Will Visit The White House
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The leader of the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James, says that now that the piece of shit loser, Donald Trump, is leaving in January, the Lakers will visit the White House. LeBron had said that as long as the "Racist…
Read full storyMan Finds Strange Coincidence In Book
There was an extraordinary coincidence this morning, when a man reading a book noticed that the date on which events in the story were taking place, were doing so on 1 November, which was said to be a Sunday - just exactly as it is today, Sunday, the…
Read full storyMan Knew He Had A Big Shit Brewing, So Waited Until He Got To Work
The rumbling of one's back passage, culminating in a succession of loud, stinking farts, are often the sign that a large bowel movement is on its way, and when one man experienced the above, this morning, he decided to wait until he got to work to 'o…
Read full storyTrump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’
President Donald Trump is said to have claimed he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.” The President reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the “first edition f…
Read full storyBanana Republic in South America sues the US for nicking their system!
(NOT EDITED) A tiny nation in South America, run by banana cartels, has gone to the International Court of Justice in The Hague, demanding the US pay them five billion $ Bucks, or they will sue both candidates for plagiarism! Banana Republics in A…
Read full storyConfusion Over Word 'Pallets'
There was a storm in a teacup on an online satirical news website earlier this month, over the spelling of three similarly-sounding words landed one writer in a huge pickle, and an editor having to explain things to him in a schoolteacherly way. T…
Read full storyDeep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…
Read full storyEditor Criticized By 'Writer' For Editing
The editor of a satirical news website has been severely reprimanded for his behavior whilst carrying out his duties, by one of the site's writers who is, judging by the colorful language he used, upset. Moys Kenwood, of TheSpoof.com, has been add…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Is Depressed
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…
Read full storyCardi B Says North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Has a Big Crush on Her
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Rapper Cardi B recently confided to Andy Cohen with the Bravo Network, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has the hots for her. The rap artist said that she received a text message from the North Korean…
Read full storyThe NCAA Has Instructed Ohio State Football Players To Stop Referring to Their School as “THE” Ohio State University
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that many non-Ohio State fans have been waiting for, for a long, long time, the NCAA powers-that-be have instructed all Ohio State players to stop referring to their college as “THE” Ohio State University.
Read full storyPeople Disgusted With Woman Who Put Bananas On Her Head
A woman who put a large quantity of bananas on her head and started to walk around the streets with them, has come in for criticism from other members of the public, who said that her behavior was "unnecessary" and "unbecoming". The incident happe…
Read full storyGod Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal
In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…
Read full storyLas Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) – With the Coronavirus still wreaking havoc, the mayor of the biggest entertainment city in the world has come up with a rather unique way to attract some gamblers to Sin City. Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she th…
Read full storyDow Hits 30K: Warren Puffitt's All Puffed Up
Omaha, Nebraska. Not a SOB. story from Spoof On Business. As the Dow Industrial Average marched past the 30,000 mark this morning, no one was smiling more than Omaha's other financial wizard, Warren Puffitt. "Look back a couple of months at my Spoof…
Read full storyBurger King Abdicates to Carl’s Jr.
The Gastro Gazette- (Satire News)--Wikileaks uncovered details concerning a previously unknown sex tape between the Burger King and Ruby Tuesday Thursday, forcing the Burger King to abdicate his burger empire to Carl’s Jr. “It is with great regret…
Read full storyPresident Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker
Following the result of the US Presidential election on 3 November, 2020, when a majority of voters decided that Donald Trump is a wanker, a majority of the electoral college voted that he is a wanker, and a slew of court cases challenging the findin…
Read full storyMan Shocked At Size Of Kazakhstan
A Geography teacher in a local school has revealed how absolutely flabbergasted he was yesterday afternoon, when he went to look at a map of the world on a classroom wall, and noticed, for the very first time, just how large Kazahkstan is. Moys Ke…
Read full storyMaradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"
Many obituaries aspire to greatness, but few can match the memorials this week for lard-arsed coke-fiend Diego Maradona, who died aged 60. "I couldn't believe what I was reading," said death expert Geoff Ashes. "It's what we in the business call l…
Read full storyComputer Offered FreeCell Player Very Poor Hint
A Microsoft computer game which a man was playing has been accused of offering a 'hint' that was unhelpful, misleading and, indeed, totally inappropriate if we are to think the facility is provided so that players might successfully accomplish the ta…
Read full storyObama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama’s new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute. The…
Read full storyA Little 7-Year-Old Girl In Peru Has a Collection of over 9,000 Tom Brady Football Trading Cards
LLAMAVILLE, Peru – (Sports Satire) – Little Fabiola Pampana is only seven years old, but she has what is believed to be the largest collection of Tom Brady football trading cards in the world, numbering over 9,000. Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Ball…
Read full storyKanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – After waiting 48 hours, the music entertainer known by millions as West the Pest, has just announced in a Walmart parking lot, in Chicago, that he is conceding defeat in the presidential election. West, aka Mr. Kim Kardas…
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