LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that President Trump has consulted one of the nation’s leading hand doctors.
5T stated that a source inside the White Folks House said that POTUS wants to have his tiny toddler fingers and hands increased in size to more resemble fingers and toes of a normal adult male.
He consulted with Dr. Packard F. Libba, who has been increasing men’s hands and decreasing women’s hands for over 40 years.
The White Folks House source revealed that DJT has been very sensitive about the fact that the 6-year-old son of one of his Secret Service agents has hands that are much bigger than his.
Reports are that, when the President consulted Dr. Libba about surgery to make his hands bigger, he also asked if he could recommend a doctor who could perform surgery to make his “Little Donnie” bigger.
After viewing the presidential “member”, Dr. Libba shook his head, and commented that they could perform a transplant, but added that it would be extremely difficult to find another male human whose ‘thing’ is also orange.