Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 15 November 2020

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The Lady Linda Robot Sex Doll is patterned after a recent U.S. beauty pageant winner.

OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter.

And now, just in time for Christmas, and, of course , St. Valentine’s Day, comes the brand new, state-of-the-art Lady Linda Robot Sex Doll.

The Lady Linda has the unique distinction of being the first female robot sex doll in the entire world that can actually become pregnant.

Tokyo’s Yum Yum Yummy Sexual Aid Company, has stated that the beauty of the Lady Linda Robot Sex Doll is that it will never nag, complain, burn dinner, get a headache, or say "I’m bored!"

3Y executives have said that they have already received close to 2 million orders for the amazing female robot sex dolls, which are selling for $13,000.

The sales and marketing director for Yum Yum Yummy divulged that South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has ordered three of the robot sex dolls.

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