Ok, Trump The Chump Got His Racist Ass Kicked, Now He Has To Stop Being a Pussy, Grow Some Balls, and Accept The Fact That He’s A “Loser”!

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 7 November 2020

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(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever.

They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times, divide the nation like never before since the Civil War, and put babies in cages like only Adolf Hitler his idol has done.

Literally dozens of reputable news agencies said that he got his orange head stomped by President-Elect Joe Biden, beyond belief, and in one of the biggest landslides ever.

iNews stated that "Bitch Boy" got his butt handed to him in an empty bucket of KFC chicken.

And now, the tax-evading, draft dodging, pussy-grabbing punk, has to grow some balls and stop being a crybaby pussy.

But as Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine so accurately stated, he won’t. And simply because he can’t. The skumbag who in 4 years (or was it 14?) told over 20,000 lies is incapable.

Instead he harps on, about fraud, a claim which is totally baseless and non-existent, except in the delusional "Divider-in-Chief's warped, racist mind.

And as tens of millions of people said, actually it was “Dickhead” Trump who tried to cheat and steal the election by wanting none of the mail-in ballots to be counted.

Now, if that isn’t a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, then Sara Huckabee is anorexic.

One has to wonder how in the world Melania has managed to put up with the likes of Adolf Hitler Jr?

But like Ray Charles sang in his hit song years ago, “Hit The Road Jack, and Don’t You Come Back No More, No More, No More.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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