LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood.
It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets.
Most entertainment media pundits agreed that Jennifer Lopez stole the show.
J.Lo sang “The Guacamole Blues” with male singer Macaroni. The Latina firecracker wore a super sheer leotard that positively sizzled and actually caught fire towards the end of her number.
Luckily, Megan the Stallion, who was watching from the side of the stage, quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher, and put out the fire before the smoke alarms went off.
J.Lo later performed two more songs with Macaroni, “Popocatepetl” and “Way To Go Joe,” the latter a tribute to President-Elect Joe Biden, which she co-wrote with Kathy Griffin and Mick Jagger.
Justin Bieber was a big hit as he sang “House of The Rising Sun” backed by none other than the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Katy Perry performed for the first time since becoming a mommy. She sang a song she wrote the night before titled, “I’ve Just About Got My Orgasms Back.”
The award for Rap Song With The Least Amount of N Words went to Yo Yo Afro Woke.
His Top Ten song “Hey Bitch” only mentions the N word 16 times in 3 minutes, compared to most hip hop rap songs which mention the N word an average of 52 times per song.
And last but not least, Austin native, Willie Nelson, at the age of 87, got an honorary award for being the oldest marijuana-smoking musician in the entire United States.
