Thousands of Fact Checkers File for Unemployment After Trump Loss and Defection of Right-wingers to Parler
Washington - After the Trump election loss, and after his millions of Facebook and Twitter followers and trolls decided to join a right wing platform called Parler, professional fact checkers have seen the handwriting on the wall, and are seeking un…Read full story
Man 'Just Knew' Des O'Connor Was Going To Die, One Day
There was sad news from the entertainment world last weekend, when it was announced that Des O'Connor, the veteran TV show host and entertainer for more than 45 years, had died aged 88, on Saturday. The news came as a complete shock to many people…Read full story
Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump
WASHINGTON, D. C. – With President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael Bolton; his niece, Mary Trump; his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen; and a White House cook, all writing tell-all books on him, it’s no wonder that First Lady,…Read full story
Watching The Crown After The Trump/Biden Election
Besides giving the United States former Vice President Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, miraculously, the fourth season of The Crown series also landed in the US on Saturday night. Filled with just about as much intrigue and p…Read full story
Woodpecker taken to Intensive Care ward after pecking too hard!
(NOT EDITED) A German woodpecker, pecking as woodpeckers tend to do, took its genetically embedded habit a peck too far, and pecked itself into unconsciousness! Luckily, passing ramblers, listening joyfully to the woodpecker pecking on a dead tree…Read full story
Trump: "Voters don't decide elections, courts do"
For most people, the US election is over. Joe Biden won by a clear margin of 306-232 - coincidentally the same margin that Donald Trump won by four years ago. But Trump and his supporters have still not accepted the defeat. "We're going to take…Read full story
President Trump Finally Admits His Big Beautiful Border Wall Was Just a Waste of $4.9 Billion of The American Taxpayers Money.
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – President Trump spoke at his latest post-election campaign hate rally before a crowd of 14 people, including a 99-year-old woman with an emotional support beaver. The President said that he will never admi…Read full story
Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…Read full story
One of The 2020 NBA Draft’s Top Prospects is LaMelo Ball
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – LaLaLand Daily has announced that one of this year’s top NBA prospects is LaMelo Ball, of the legendary Ball Basketball family, led with an iron fist by patriarch LaVar Ball. LeVar who has a reputation for being a t…Read full story
President Trump is Now Insisting That The Election Was Rigged By Circus Midgets
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that President Trump has been hiding in the Presidential Bunker, due to the fact that he is as embarrassed at losing the election in a landslide, as a priest who’s been caught reading a bo…Read full story
Confusion Over Word 'Pallets'
There was a storm in a teacup on an online satirical news website earlier this month, over the spelling of three similarly-sounding words landed one writer in a huge pickle, and an editor having to explain things to him in a schoolteacherly way. T…Read full story
God Helps Pence
A voice was heard to ask “Do you need any boxes?” as President Trump walked away from his press conference this Friday, having again taken no questions from reporters. The craven President’s ears pricked up as he wondered whether he was being offered…Read full story