Funny story: Computer Offered FreeCell Player Very Poor Hint

Computer Offered FreeCell Player Very Poor Hint

A Microsoft computer game which a man was playing has been accused of offering a 'hint' that was unhelpful, misleading and, indeed, totally inappropriate if we are to think the facility is provided so that players might successfully accomplish the ta…

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Funny story: Teacher Taught Students To Speak English Like EastEnders Characters

Teacher Taught Students To Speak English Like EastEnders Characters

A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told how he came up with a new, interesting and, quite frankly, stupid method of helping his students to become proficient in English, by having them model their speech on that of the characters in the BBC's long-…

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Funny story: Razor doesn't like blood

Razor doesn't like blood

Razor handle, Sylvia Jones, has admitted that, although she has no problems being used to remove facial hair from a man's face, she will draw the line at the sight of blood. 'I really don't like blood,' Sylvia told us. 'I know it goes with the ter…

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Funny story: Leaves still falling

Leaves still falling

Although winter is fast approaching, we are still in autumn, which means that the leaves are still falling. Late faller, sycamore leaf Colin Blenkinsopp said: 'All of my friends seem to have been a bit premature this year, but I wanted to be the l…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Last Big Deal

Donald Trump’s Last Big Deal

Donald Trump’s “golden” years don’t look promising. He is burdened with personally guaranteed debt that will be difficult to refinance; besieged by lawsuits, which he will not be able to delay much longer; and being badgered by a number of state att…

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Funny story: Annual scandal surrounding Pogues Christmas classic, Fairytale of NY, now laid to rest by Jaggedone!

Annual scandal surrounding Pogues Christmas classic, Fairytale of NY, now laid to rest by Jaggedone!

(NOT EDITED) Sensitive ears listening to the very best Christmas song ever written whinge very year about one word in the song. Pogues fan, and ageing punk Nutter, Jaggedone, gave Shane MacGowan a buzz, while he was sober, it was a short call! He…

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Funny story: Astronaut breaks wind to set a record.

Astronaut breaks wind to set a record.

A Space X astronaut who recently joined the International Space Station has set an unusual record when he commenced his first spacewalk yesterday. Colonel J. Peabody Cromwell, a US Army Regular, can now claim to have released the longest fart in the…

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Funny story: Better to do it in the road

Better to do it in the road

Prospective parliamentary candidate for Barnet, Shaw Tearcutt, is applauding the efforts of British hairdressers to fight back against the effects of Covid-19 restrictions. "Indeed," says Mr Tearcutt, "only we enterprising Brits could come up wit…

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Funny story: No fake Daily Mail, or Express headlines here, just fake headlines between the lines!

No fake Daily Mail, or Express headlines here, just fake headlines between the lines!

(NOT EDITED) Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters have been scurrying into smudgy places only they can reach, and have come up with today's news headlines: DEAD OR ALIVE? Trump, has ordered a Funeral Parlor to drag his dead-bod…

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Funny story: President Trump Has No Shame, As He Plans To Apply For Unemployment Benefits

President Trump Has No Shame, As He Plans To Apply For Unemployment Benefits

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Department of Unemployment has just informed the news media, that one Donald John Trump has just submitted a pre-unemployment request to receive unemployment benefits. A representative for the DU, stated that…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In an extremely unusual ruling, the United States Supreme Court has voted 9-0 to toss out everyone of President Donald Trump’s unsubstantiated, ridiculous, far-fetched claims that the election was rigged. The jus…

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Funny story: The NCAA Has Instructed Ohio State Football Players To Stop Referring to Their School as “THE” Ohio State University

The NCAA Has Instructed Ohio State Football Players To Stop Referring to Their School as “THE” Ohio State University

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that many non-Ohio State fans have been waiting for, for a long, long time, the NCAA powers-that-be have instructed all Ohio State players to stop referring to their college as “THE” Ohio State University.

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Funny story: J.C. Penney Denies That They’re Racist Because They Have No Black Mannequins

J.C. Penney Denies That They’re Racist Because They Have No Black Mannequins

DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – A representative for the J.C. Penney retail giant has denied recent charges that the company is racist. The J.C. Penney’s rep remarked that just because the company does not have any black mannequins does not mean…

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Funny story: The Sexiest Sheriff In The USA Has Been Re-Elected in a Landslide Victory

The Sexiest Sheriff In The USA Has Been Re-Elected in a Landslide Victory

TULSA – (Satire News) – Tulsa’s Channel 91 Eye-Spectator News has verified that Sheriff Amanda Timberwine, has been re-elected by a percentage vote of 89% to 11%. Comedian Zydeco Dupree told a Las Vegas audience that Sheriff Timberwine is a perfec…

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Funny story: Like Norma Desmond, Donald Trump Is Waiting For His Close Up

Like Norma Desmond, Donald Trump Is Waiting For His Close Up

Waiting for his close up, a delusional Donald Trump behaves more like Norma Desmond in the film Sunset Boulevard. Portrayed by Gloria Swanson, Norma Desmond is a silent film actress hoping to renew her acting career. Donald Trump, located on Penn…

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Funny story: Vegetarian Amateur Dramatic Society Celebrates 70th Anniversary

Vegetarian Amateur Dramatic Society Celebrates 70th Anniversary

Saddleworth welcomed a royal visitor this week, when HRH Prince Charles visited the area as the guest of honour at the 70th anniversary performance of The King's Peach, by the Saddleworth Vegetarian Amateur Dramatic Society. The society, which was…

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Funny story: Customers flee as geriatric biker gangs clash outside Saddleworth tea rooms

Customers flee as geriatric biker gangs clash outside Saddleworth tea rooms

Police were called to Mother Fanshaws tea rooms in Uppermill, to deal with an outbreak of violence not seen in this country since the mid-1960s. The trouble is understood to have erupted when a gang on mobility scooters, identified as 'The InContinen…

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