Covid-19 Prevents UCLA's Third Consecutive 0-3 Season Start
Westwood Village, CA. An S.O.S. report from Spoof On Sports. Bruin coach Chip Kelly can thank the pandemic and the lack of masks, social distancing and common sense for not opening this season 0-3 for the third consecutive year. Instead, his UCLA tea…Read full story
President Trump New Book, 'Mein Kampf 2' Out Now
He may have been voted out of the most powerful job in the world, but Donald Trump isn't going away quietly, and today sees the release of his new book, 'Mein Kampf 2'. Chronicling the struggle he endured during his four years in the White House,…Read full story
Ex-3-Year-Old toddler sues Paul McCartney for nicking his lyrics to 'Yesterday!'
(NOT EDITED) Beatles lyric writers, McCartney and Lennon, are not quite what they are projected to be, especially Paul. After all these years of Beatlemania, the truth is gradually seeping out of red-brick-terraced-houses in Liverpool. A Liverpudl…Read full story
Did Aliens Hack The Election?
Associated Press, November 15, 2020: President Trump’s personal attorney, Rudolph Giuliani, told reporters today that he had overwhelming evidence that the November 3rd presidential election had been rigged. “Scientists,” he claimed, “had detec…Read full story
President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…Read full story
The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…Read full story
President Trump Says He's Going To Cancel The Miss Arizona Beauty Pageant Because The State Flipped To Blue
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The 30 contestants who were to have participated in the 2021 Arizona Beauty Pageant have just found out that the pageant has been cancelled. Pageant coordinator, Yarvonna Pumpkinstone, 51, told the news media tha…Read full story
Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated
OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…Read full story
Trump Attempts To Cancel Vote Counts To Bone Spur Flare-up!
Today, Donald Trump's personal physician, Dr Feelsyouupyourasslabub, testified to a Pennsylvania judge that Trump's chronic bone spur problem necessitates the stoppage of all vote counting until the flare-up subsides. When asked how long this might t…Read full story
Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…Read full story
President Trump finds himself in the bog.
President of the USA, Donald J Trump, has fallen down a bog hole and disappeared while playing on his golf links in Florida. Authorities are currently excavating the site, but have been unable to locate the President. The accident happened as M…Read full story
Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare
It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…Read full story
Man Had Blood Test
A man who woke up one morning last week with a nasty rash on his stomach, his upper arms and upper legs - but not his testicles - has finally decided to do something about it, after four days of constant itching and scratching himself into a frenzy.Read full story
Pelosi and Newsom apologize for lack of decency in following their own rules
Speaker of the House Pelosi and California's Governor Newsom have again been caught at the threshold of an embarrassing moment. First it was Ms. Pelosi holding a dinner for incoming Democratic house members, with special air conditioning units and…Read full story