HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2."
The film will be set in the vampire laden village of Cervixalonia, Transylvania, which is noted for being the birthplace of Paulus The Plundering Pillager of Pithagoria.
The movie will star three of the most famous vampire actresses in the world, Nina Dobrev, Vanessa Hudgens, and Kristen Stewart.
Kristen will reprise her role of Candella, The Goodness of The Far Eastern Vile Defilers.
Vanessa will portray Sorceress MacBethany of The Musically Ungifted, and Nina will be starring as Sashina The Sexy Seductress of The Circumcised Cunt's Concubine Club.
Staccato Monteverdi revealed that Brad Pitt will be co-starring with the three gorgeously sexy ladies.
Brad will star as Igor Pufteen, Jr., who before the film ends will have boinked each of the three main actresses; including a ravishingly sexy peasant girl named Lolita The Lasciviously Promiscuous Stable Maid.
SIDENOTE: The film has an XX-Rating due to the erotically stimulating Menage-a-Quatre scene between Brad, Kristen, Vanessa, and Nina.
