Stephen Curry and His Wife Agree To Film a Commercial For Paul Bunyon Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms

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Friday, 12 August 2022

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Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti and Stephen dated when both attended high school in Charlotte, North Carolina.

SAN FRANCISO - (Satire News) - The NBA Finals MVP Stephen Curry of The Golden State Warriors, has just announced that he and his wife Ayesha have agreed to film a commercial for the Paul Bunyon Condom Co.

The Currys told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti that they have their two kids and they really do not want anymore.

Stephen said that it was actually Ayesha's idea to film the commercials, which will be for the recently revised Paul Bunyon Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms, which are flying off the shelves at Walmart, Kroger, HEB, and Fiddle Faddle.

Ayesha pointed out to Miss Confetti that she and Stephen love the new condoms which now come in as assortment of colorful colors including Canary Yellow, Bougainvillea Red, Avocado Green, Periwinkle Purple, Flamingo Pink, and Battleship Gray.

A spokesperson for the Paul Bunyon Co. said that there most popular selling condom is the Avocado Green Glow-In-The-Dark Condom.

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