BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor has become perhaps the most popular congresswoman in the history of the United States.
Boom Boom News reports that she has certainly had more boyfriends that the five Kardashian sisters combined.
Donald Trump, who dated MTG, and actually got past third base with her, (on many occasions), recently commented that she knows more sexual positions than any woman he has ever been intimate with, including the infamous Stormy Daniels.
Matt "The Potato Head" Gaetz, who dated Marjorie said that he loved the way she used to orally massage his lower extremities as he watched old "Gilligan's Island" reruns.
Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story that a certain senator once offered MTG $3,000 for a pop rocks blow job.
SIDENOTE: According to info guru Andy Cohen, the senator who asked Marjorie for the pop rocks BJ was "Moscow" Mitch McConnell.
