Funny story: Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Money money money money … maahney! That’s right, folks, step right up and get some new future money! Y’say you don’t know what this crypto currency is and why should you even care? Now, now, that’s old thinking. And we’re currently at a point i…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley Are Now Officially America's Two Limp-Wristed, Spineless Punks

Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley Are Now Officially America's Two Limp-Wristed, Spineless Punks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A very reputable west coast magazine has just named Ted "Dracula" Cruz and Josh "Scaredy Cat" Hawley as co-winners of their annual "Limp Wristed, Spineless Punk Award." The Left Coast Mirror Magazine has picked t…

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Funny story: Young adults Are Going to Isle of Wight and Smoking sea Weed - Basil Blathering Investigates

Young adults Are Going to Isle of Wight and Smoking sea Weed - Basil Blathering Investigates

Travel Expose - by Basil Blathering - English Church News. I am here at the Isle of Wight watching disgraceful conduct by young people, said Basil Blathering on a windy Sunday morning. It all started with immature young pranksters on You tube,…

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Funny story: A Bikini That Is Blasphemous And Disrespectful To Jesus?

A Bikini That Is Blasphemous And Disrespectful To Jesus?

Adidas has come out with a brand new bikini some have called blasphemous and disrespectful to Jesus. Caramba! They’re censoring swimsuits now. Get these people jobs! The Adidas swimsuit is a kind of a cleaver and super religious swimming garme…

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Funny story: When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…

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Funny story: Just Say ‘No’ to Snow

Just Say ‘No’ to Snow

Due to the planet over-heating like a camel’s ass in Dubai, snow is melting so well every year, that scientist think pretty soon there will be no more snow anywhere on Earth. And that’s good news for summer sports! Could you imagine skateboarding…

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Funny story: Afghan Taliban Hadn't a Clue That World's Leading Terrorist Lived in Downtown Kabul

Afghan Taliban Hadn't a Clue That World's Leading Terrorist Lived in Downtown Kabul

A Taliban spokesman, spoke with a Pakistani journalist - "We haven't a clue how Al Qaeda Leader Al Zawahiri was given a house to live in - in Downtown Kabul. We asked all our military commanders, War lords and Drug Lords and no one knew anything. 'Be…

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Funny story: Female Basketball Star in Russia Gets 9 Year Prison Sentence (For Being Black Capitalist Pig)

Female Basketball Star in Russia Gets 9 Year Prison Sentence (For Being Black Capitalist Pig)

(Story from Pravda Sports, translated to English) Russia is a legally fair country - if you are rich American Capitalist Pig visiting Russia, and so much as spit on the sidewalk - jail for you. If you are a poor American and love Lenin, we love…

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Funny story: Ru Paul's Take on Hungary's Mini Trump-Viktor Orbán

Ru Paul's Take on Hungary's Mini Trump-Viktor Orbán

This is Ru Paul the big American Drag Show guy, I am becoming a political commentator, as any Idiot can now be a commentator. Check out the line - up of male and female idiotic Talking Heads at Fox - Drivel - Drivel - Drivel. Anyway - Viktor Orb…

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Funny story: Biden's New Climate Bill will Cut National Debt - All Republicans Vote Against It

Biden's New Climate Bill will Cut National Debt - All Republicans Vote Against It

(Editorial) The Congressional Budget Office says Biden's huge new Climate bill will saves $500 billion over the years. All Senate Republicans vow to vote against it. (Even little Suzie Collins from Maine). Republicans believe paying off the Natio…

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Funny story: A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17. Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at th…

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Funny story: A Georgia Gynecologist Bowls a Perfect 300 Game While Blindfolded

A Georgia Gynecologist Bowls a Perfect 300 Game While Blindfolded

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Georgia gynecologist Gerald Licklidge, 76, made bowling history when he bowled a perfect 300 game while blindfolded. "Licky" who has previously bowled two 300 games before (without a blindfold) said that…

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Funny story: An Extremely Skinny Celine Dion Says That Her Grandkids Call Her Granny Swizzle Stick

An Extremely Skinny Celine Dion Says That Her Grandkids Call Her Granny Swizzle Stick

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Celine Dion has one of the best voices in the business, but when it comes to eating, she has the worst eating habit, west of the Mississippi River. Dion, says she's afflicted with a condition known as Anoriffio Bulifota…

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Funny story: Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering a…

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