LIVERPOOL, England - (UK Satire) - According To Tickety Boo News, a noted UK scientist has just discovered an ingredient that when put into a crumpet will remove unsightly women's cellulite in just 4 or 5 applications.
Dr. D. Teodore Bissenbister, 49, said that he had been working on this amazing ingredient, which is called Yunfeelistis 207 ever since he turned 43.
TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove said that the good doctor tried out Yunfeelistis 207 on three women, his maternal grandmother, his wife, and his girlfriend.
He noted that his granny's cellulite was eradicated by 91%. His wife's cellulite was reduced by 94%, and his girlfriend's cellulite totally disappeared.
Boxgrove said that Dr. Bissenbister stated that anyone wishing to buy a bottle of Cellulite Be Gone can simply log on to www.cellulitebegonealltohell.wow
