Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Back and So Are Those Naked Pix That Have Been Haunting Her

Demi Lovato Is Back and So Are Those Naked Pix That Have Been Haunting Her

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well the music world is glad to know that Demi Lovato has returned and she is heading to the recording studio. Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, who is a close friend of Demi's, said that Lovato had been at a sec…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…

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Funny story: Chinese Junk Falling Down

Chinese Junk Falling Down

What the fuck are the Chinese doing up there? They’re on the dark side of the moon. They’re building their own space station (something America has done with Skylab, but that didn’t last long). Do they have solar-powered skateboards on Mars? (…

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The man who has more nicknames than everyone living in New Hampshire combined continues to act as if the lies he is constantly telling cannot be refuted with video tape. Vox Populi reported that out of Trump's 34,407 lies…

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Funny story: Untied States of Trumperica

Untied States of Trumperica

If Trump gets back in come 2024, one of his secret promises has been not only to move the White House to Florida, but also to change the name of America itself. No longer will it be the “United” states, but the “‘Untied” states, since Trump will p…

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Funny story: New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow” guy, has teamed up with Trump Enterprises and Proud Boy Casual Wear to come up with a whole new line of fashion for today’s Nazi-inspired American voter. Are you on your way to a counter-protest against people who lik…

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Funny story: Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!

Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Like the old saying goes, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. And in Eric Trump's case, as with every member of the Trump family, he is a fucking nut; with the one exception of the 6-foot-5-inch tall, 15-year-old B…

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Funny story: Airbnb Has Scenic Mississippi Slave Cabins for Rent - Very Cute

Airbnb Has Scenic Mississippi Slave Cabins for Rent - Very Cute

I didn't know they had it so good. queen size bed, tile floor, nice bathroom. They lived quite well back then. That is what several Fox News commentators had also said. The slaves lived well. Also, what's his name - the head commentator with the b…

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Funny story: Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - (Satire News) - In late-breaking sports news, The Detroit Daily Divulger newspaper is reporting that the major owner of the Detroit Lions, Martha Firestone Ford, has decided that the Cachatelli family must sell their 27% ownership in the te…

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Funny story: #IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

#IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Thousands of Victorians have taken to Twitter to defend Premier Daniel Andrews after Corruption Watchdog IBAC last week released a report exposing widespread corruption by his Labor government. The IBAC investigation found t…

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Funny story: The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…

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Funny story: The South Pole Is Experiencing a Never-Before Heat Wave - 725 Tons of Ice Have Turned To Water

The South Pole Is Experiencing a Never-Before Heat Wave - 725 Tons of Ice Have Turned To Water

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - A team of Icelandic scientists traveled to the South Pole to study the effects of global warming. The team of five members were led by Lars Bushinquick, who is the world's foremost expert on anything t…

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Funny story: China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

(Editorial) - Nancy Pelosi is America's Top Female politician, and she is not going to let the Bloody Communist Chinese Regime tell her what to do - or not to do. In Taiwan, the Taiwanese played 'These Boots are made for Walking' as her Ceremoni…

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Funny story: Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…

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Funny story: Americans Buy Italian Village House for $1 - Have Now Finished Renovations

Americans Buy Italian Village House for $1 - Have Now Finished Renovations

We couldn't afford to live in America anymore, the young photogenic couple from California (Lance and Gigi) said. Houses there are $200,000 - $300,000. We saw these great little houses for $1 in Pagliacci, Italy. We've been here a year. Food…

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Funny story: Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

President Trump is causing big turmoil and alarm in the Church and Funeral industries. They missed out on making a lot of money when his wife died. And they fear others might imitate him. His first wife died, and he didn't buy a burial plot, or…

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Funny story: Eat the Poor, They’re Good For You

Eat the Poor, They’re Good For You

Now with the population of the planet edging toward 8 billion human animals, those in charge with the biggest brains have finally figured out a solution, based on a piece of satire written in 1729. Jonathan Swift wrote “A Modest Proposal”, which o…

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Funny story: Frack is Whack

Frack is Whack

Is your water on fire? What? NO! Why not? Here, at Halliburton, we can show you how to drill and turn water into fire. Fire is what helped Mankind evolve, so fire good, yes? The company once employed Dick “the Slick Trick” Cheney and is now re…

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Funny story: First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First, they came for the Right to an Abortion. The they came for gay teachers - (obviously grooming students). They targeted Women's Rights - wanting to put them back in the Home. No equal pay, or equal rights under the law. Then They used Chris…

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Funny story: Hawley’s Holy Stank

Hawley’s Holy Stank

Josh Hawley has signed a new deal with Insurrection Deodorant, a subsidiary of Halliburton Oil Invasion Solutions and Proud Boys Clothing Line. Does your deodorant let you down just when the mob is forming and storming? Does being a two-faced p…

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Funny story: Tigger the Loveable Trigger

Tigger the Loveable Trigger

Since Winnie-the-Pooh has now entered the public realm, people can do anything they want with those loveable characters created by A.A. Milne. Like make horror movies with Winnie as a scary bear. Or how about Tigger the Trigger Tiger? (Say that…

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Funny story: American Fat Asses Can Save The World

American Fat Asses Can Save The World

A recent study by top Geneva body-weight index scientists have found an exciting new co-relation between fat and fuel. One can solve the other! Which country has the most overweight people in the world? It’s not America, but American Samoa. Cou…

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Funny story: Fat Burger is Getting Fatter

Fat Burger is Getting Fatter

American hamburgers will soon be injected with more fat, according to the Food & Drug Administration. Americans have been losing weight by going to vast Trump rallies and/or protests, plus being perpetually scared of each other, wondering whic…

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Funny story: Alex Jones Can’t Stop Lying

Alex Jones Can’t Stop Lying

The judge for the Sandy Hook defamation trial against Jones has told the podcast slimeball shithead host that he must tell the truth. He lied twice that morning, which is against the oath when taking the stand. Is that not contempt? Can it be? Th…

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Funny story: Dorothy Rides the Tornado

Dorothy Rides the Tornado

To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…

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Funny story: Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Phoenix - After several extremist election denying politicians were nominated by the Republican Party to represent them in November general elections, jubilant right wing conspiracy theorists in the Arizona legislature put forth a proposal to change…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Who Is The Sexiest 57-Year-Old Woman In The World Says That She Has Not Authorized The Group of 12 Nude Photos of Her That Are Currently Circulating Around on Cyber Space

Elizabeth Hurley Who Is The Sexiest 57-Year-Old Woman In The World Says That She Has Not Authorized The Group of 12 Nude Photos of Her That Are Currently Circulating Around on Cyber Space

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Three US presidents, Biden, Obama, and Clinton all commented to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that one of the sexiest women they have ever laid eyes on is Elizabeth Hurley. President Obama said that the b…

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Funny story: Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Donald, as his mother called him, took a trip from his termite infested mansion in Mar-a-Lago to see about getting his passport updated. Word filtering out of Trump's Plywood State mansion is that Plump Trump is…

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Funny story: Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino has written a follow up story on the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family, Salvatore Goombalini, offering to personally take Teddy "Eddie Munster" Cruz fishing.

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Funny story: Jet Planes Cause Global Warming - Back to Boats Like Titanic

Jet Planes Cause Global Warming - Back to Boats Like Titanic

According to experts there are about 40 million airplane flights, worldwide every year. That's a lot of pollution - (21 pounds of CO2 produced per gallon of fuel). We might have to switch back to beautiful cruise ships to travel. Wouldn't th…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to punish Valdimir Nikita Putin's girlfriend because Putski is saying that he will continue with his evil, invasion of the Ukraine, a country that hates war, as much as David Letterman ha…

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Funny story: Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…

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Funny story: An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name. The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII,…

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Funny story: St. Peter: No Covid Mask, No Place in Heaven

St. Peter: No Covid Mask, No Place in Heaven

The Pearly Gates. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. Heaven's on-again, off-again mask policy on Covid was strictly enforced today when St. Peter forced half a dozen elderly applicants to return to Earth to get suitable…

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