Self-Driving Car Might Run Over a Few Children - As Robot System is Refined

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Tuesday, 9 August 2022

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A Tesla electric car was given a test of its Robotic Self-Drive Mode by New Dawn, a non-profit Group.

You just sit there playing cards or having sex (lady's choice), while the car goes to its destination.

Unfortunately, in a real-world test, with a professional driver, the car repeatedly knocked down a child size mannequin in the street.

It is possible a few children could be killed as they refine the system - or some skate boarders, bicyclists, small adult pedestrians, or elderly power walkers. Elon is comfortable with that.

Mr. Musk, says there is no need to worry.

"Nobody has been Killed yet - and the robot is getting smarter. Most of the programming is being done in North Korea - as offered the cheapest price - so no worry there."

There are 100,000 self-drive Tesla's in the U.S. and on the road, so far.

Data shows it cost "big money" to buy support from politicians to get these approvals.

It was mainly Republican states.

Still, Elon has a lot going on this, especially if the Robots screws up, and mow down a few people.

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