LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Bees Knees News Agency recently reported that the queen was a bit upset with herself after she had put on 2¼ pounds at England's famed Mick Jagger Music Festival and Eating Contest, which was recently held in Tottenham.
The Buckingham Palace cook Carver Dillberger, 68,,noted that she has been trying to lose at least 1½ pounds, but to no avail.
Dillberger has even been preparing special low cal, no sodium, no carbs, no riboflavin meals, but again, they have not worked.
He finally spoke to one of his second cousins, who lives in Norway, and he told him about the astounding Norwegian Fiord Sardine Diet, that when strictly adhered to can result in the dieter losing up to 7 pounds within 72 hours.
SIDENOTE: Dillberger put her majesty on the diet and she managed to lose 7 pounds in 67 hours.
