(The Simpsons always cover new parts of American life.
In this episode Lisa has her older 'Trannie' aunt from Transylvania visit her.)
Lisa’s aunt Victoria (once Victor) has written Lisa and confided her transition - and Lisa is sympathetic. Her father, not listening, doesn't mind another old broad around the house.
Victoria also forgot to mention that she is a vampire (400 years) - and is bored with bloodletting at Home. Most of her victims are anaemic.
Victoria has watched American movies to pick up the language - and especially loved the Elvira movie. and that sleek black look.
She didn't care for the blowsy, dishevelled style of the Better Midler witch.
She was invited to America, got a Transylvanian boob job, and a new wardrobe and came to America by ship with her 6-foot-long steamer trunk.
Then by truck to Springfield.
Marge loved her distant relative, with the tall bizarre black hairdo, and Victoria and Lisa hit it off right away. Even Homer thought she was hot for an old broad.
She settled in, but strange things happened - the blood bank got broken into several times. Bart started looking real pale. Homer barged one time into Victoria's room, and she had her lips at Bart's throat.
Homer said. "Hi Vicky - giving Bart a hickey I see - well no harm - he has to learn the facts of life sometime." He then went off to the cellar. to fix the wood shaft of his old broken tennis racket.
Victoria immediately followed him - still hungry. She lunged at him, he turned around and tripped stuck his arm out to catch his balance - the broken shaft of the racket got her right in the heart. She collapsed on the floor and disintegrated into ash.
Homer got up off the floor - "Where's Vicky? Guess she left." Looks down.
"Her falsies must have fallen out. Hmm. nice size," he said squeezing them.
That night and the next days the mystery was where had Vicky gone.
Probably home.
After a few days Homer broke open the steamer trunk hoping for gold, and only found piles of dirt. He put the falsies in his secret stash with the stripper's garter he had gotten long ago.
